Yuppies rejoice! Midtown is declared safe by Herald

Another Herald article talking about how "cool" it is to live in Midtown and for the first time residents actually find themselves walking to nearby locations to grab a bit to eat, get a cup of coffee or shop. By the way, Midtown is what us real Miamians consider Omni, Edgewater, Wynwood and Design District. Midtown was the name given to the area by developers as if the area already didn't have a name. Plus Midtown is such a sterile name compared to the original neighborhood names, so I hope the trend of calling the area Midtown doesn't catch on.

Anyway, we do learn some interesting facts about the area, such as the Shops at Midtown isn't doing so well yet, due to the fact most condos around it are still under construction. Also the old Picadelly/District space in the Design District is now owned by chef Johnathan Eismann who plans to open an Italian restaurant in the space. While Amir Ben-Zion, owner of Bond Street, Miss Yip and Buck 15 will open a restaurant-lounge in the Post Building, which is located in the same area. The eight-screen Living Room Theater is still going to open in the Design District in coincidentally the Living Room Building (the one with the big couch and lamp) at 40th Street and North Miami Avenue.

Herald also speculates that even when most of the condos finish around the area (well, the ones that haven't been scrapped due to lack of interest and profit), that the area still might look like a ghost town due to a number of investors looking to flip their condo. But with a bad sellers market, that is going to be hard to do.

Finally, what made me spit my more cup of orange juice was this crazy bitch who says she walks from her Parc Loft condo to the Daily Creative Food Co. Okay, I know someone who lives in Parc Lofts, and let me tell you, that area is still scary, especially at night. While that new condo construction on the next block will definitely improve things, I wouldn't call the area exactly walkable, but I applaud that bitch for being brave enough to walk past the crack pipes and used syringes just to get some food. Sweety, you do know there is parking at the Daily?

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Let me tell you, I went shopping in the new Loehmanns in Midtown, and it was FAAA-AAAA-AAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

not really but it was ok

better for the ladies they have antik jeans!
pop lock and drop it
"Midtown" isn't really that unsafe, especially right along Biscayne. I have no problems with walking around there at any time. Once they kick Camillus House out of the area the unsightly bum problem will diminish.

I liked this quote from the article:

"I think the future of our city is there [Midtown]," Eismann says. "The excitement is there. South Beach has become very commercial, very congested, very poisoned with The Gap and Victoria's Secret."

It's funny they consider Gap and Victoria's Secret commercial but not Starbucks. There's also already a huge center of poisoning commerce right off Biscayne and 36th, so I don't see why they're saying Midtown is different from the beach. It's the same shit. It's all propaganda to get people to move there since the housing market there is currently-desolate, overpriced and becoming overdeveloped before it even matures.

Rocking the balls and ass of the blogging world.
Considering how negative The Herald usually is about anything involving rich people, thats a pretty fair article.
pop lock and drop it
if downtown is downtown, everything from omni to 40st is midtown...... then wtf is uptown?????? little haiti??? brickell???? wtf.

"Once they kick Camillus House out of the area the unsightly bum problem will diminish."

i meant to comment on isand's remark quoted above:

i'd like to apologize on behalf of homeless people everywhere for being a pestering eyesore that should be replaced with something prettier and more detatched from reality..... really.
biller, you would like them to move camillus house nextdoor to your place in the grove? everyone seems to like bums until they sleep on your doorstep
pop lock and drop it
I (heart) bums... actually they freak me out. I'm actually scared of homeless people. No seriously, I am. And hush Lackna, the only reason the crackwhores and bums hang around your place is because you keep throwing crack rocks off your balcony.

And Billermo, the answer to your question, its called the Upper East Side.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
I got jaded on homeless people after living in Germany. The "homeless" people there, especially if they're younger, aren't homeless at all. They're just angsty teenagers who hate their working-class/upper-middle-class parents so much that they dress up in dingy clothes (Che Guevara shirts, no less) and sit outside the Bahnhof asking for change. Then when they get tired of that, they go home and sleep in their warm bed with 500 thread-count sheets.

I know most of the homeless people here don't fall under that category, since the ones I see are usually schizophrenic or of a similar mental illness, or drug addicts. I seldom give them money anymore because the drug addicts will just buy more drugs and the schizophrenics will just think the coins are bugs used by the CIA to track them by satellite.

Anyway, the point is, as Midtown becomes more "pleasant" for people to live, you can bet they'll put pressure on Camillus House to move elsewhere because that's just how things go.
Rocking the balls and ass of the blogging world.
Camillus House is already moving close to Jackson Memorial. Old news.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
How proactive of them. Are you sure hispanics are running the city and not Japanese people disguised as hispanics?
Rocking the balls and ass of the blogging world.
Or crab people.
pop lock and drop it
Finally, I can buy my crack without having to worry about getting mugged!
Wow, South Beach is poisoned by retail, gentrification and progress? Who knew! I better leave my house in a hazmat suit.
Worse Manola, its poisoned by Midwesterners and Eurotrash tourists.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
Midwestern people are dope...your pointing your fingers to the wrong people.
The groups that have poisoned SOBE are the following...
Flashy West Coast Assholes,
Dickhead NY East Coast Elitist,
Bougie South Americans
Those Crazy Euro tourist
and Miami's own Weekend Warriors mixed with a dash of frat and sorority folks.
Once in a while you'll get an asshole from Texas, but they usually have good manners.
Is that everyone is South Beach? You take them out, who do you have left?

Oh wait, no the gays and the Jews are still there. Funny enough, they were the ones that were there first.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
Simon Cowell, I'm on to you. You're the crazy ass homeless guy who sings by Indian Creek every morning?
I say we just cover the beach with mustard gas during memorial day weekend, toss the corpses in the ocean and re-take what is rightfully ours. If that's too extreme then lets bomb the causeways, siege them and starve them to death. medieval style
I am the eggman
I agree! I really hate the name "midtown." It's very egocentric of them to move in, build up, and rename it.
Manola,

Sounds like something I would do, but unfortunately it is not me. I perfer to sing on Biscayne and 17th...right next to the Checkers. We suburban dwellers are quite territorial, and the majority of SOBE belongs to Smelly Larry "The Esoteric Bard" and his crew. Also, we don't like to be called Homeless as we perfer the term Vocationally Challenged. Besides, I have a home. I live under a bridge with a few sex offenders....far away from the hoi polloi of south beach.
not to be too fact-checky, but...doesn't the article say that Eisman bought the old District space, not Amir?
No your right, my bad. Thank you for pointing it out.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past

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