Miami Nights

Here at Miami Nights we are challenged with the tough everyday issues:
1. What time to wake up at in the afternoon
2. What to say to the person passed out next to you in bed if they catch you sneaking out as they wake up
3. What fabulous new hot spot to hit up tonight
4. What to wear to said hot spot.

For the sake of this entry I will focuse on #4, more particularly what not to wear- specifically lensless glasses.

I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT IT WAS (insert positive adjetive here i.e. cute, chic, cool, whatever-the-fuck) TO ACTUALLY  PUT LENSLESS GLASSES ON YOUR FACE?!?!?

**exhale**

I understand all about being kitschy and fun and all that.  I accept girls in shorts showing of the gams in ankle socks and heels.  I get it.  I accept boys looking like girls dressed in boy clothes.  No problem here.  I admire wackadoo asymmetric haircuts that look like Frank Ghery designs (clap clap clap wurk it!)

But I must draw the line at the absurdity of lensless glasses.

LENSLESS GLASSES... the idea alone makes me want to rip them off your face and throw them into the nearest garbage can (as I did last week to a lovely unsuspecting girl in a fit of vodka induced fashion outrage).  Aside from the fact that it's offensive to those persons who are forced to dawn corrective lenses so as not slam into solid things (xoxo Duran).

There I said it.