I've been on business in Thailand for the past few days and let's say I've caught "wealthy Anglo fever" as they call it around here. Yeah: sex slave shopping. You got me. I'm busted.
It's a lot harder than they make it seem on TV. They don't just sell sex slaves at the mall over here. Not even behind the mall, like in Hialeah. I was so used to hearing about the horrors of Thailand's sex market that I almost expected to see them lined up in orderly rows in the duty free shops at the BKK terminal. But instead you have to travel to the distant cities: sun kissed beaches of Pattaya, rows of filthy whore houses of Phuket. Places that are governed not by law but by some unstated global human thing, mysterious and motivating, looming over every gentleman's raised eyebrow or firm handshake.
Then I discovered my new Dennou Alternate Reality Girlfriend. She's a box, a stick, and a webcam. Observe:
My new Dennou Alternate Reality Girlfriend would never rifle through my tailored slacks while I lay naked, sweaty, and 110% spent on the filthy sheets of the Baan Chang Bed and Breakfast. She won't guide me into a darkened alley only to introduce me to some of her most moody friends from the north. She always loves me, at least when I'm near my laptop, and I can beat the hell out of her with the creepy plastic stick all I want without her calling the cops, though sometimes the neighbors complain about her completely realistic anime yelping, which I play at maximum volume.
My new Dennou Alternate Reality Girlfriend would like for you to consider the following options for your weekend playtime. Read on for our anemic selections.
Saturday:
Damian Lazarus at Circa28. Techno playboy Damian Lazarus makes a rare appearance in Miami at Circa 28. This party, presented by Safe, will leave you bleeding out of the ears and tear ducts. That is how good it is going to be. I say that on the evidence presented by this video:
Fedde Le Grand at Mansion. One of the biggest. He played at Ultra, and the crowd looked like this:
Put Your Hands Up For Detroit: that's his. Anyway, the show is a reasonable $20.
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