So someone, anonymously, posted a link to a blog named Vice + Lice just a few minutes ago. I have been laughing non-stop for about 30 minutes now. The website takes pictures from Nefarious Girl, IStayedUpLate and Miami Nights and skewers the subjects ala Vice's Do's and Don'ts and Gawker's Blue States Lose. This is what Miami New Times' Style Soliders is trying to be, but is sort of failing miserably at. Yea, Vice + Lice's comments can be pretty mean at times, but I can't help but find it hilarious. Shit, I'm even featured in it, and I was able to take the joke. So relish in the deliciously evil nature of the site.
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I'm not mad. It's my opinion that there are more creative ways to make fun of me then comparing me to a unrespectably ugly Lord Of The Rings character... hopefully only due to my height.
So, I'm calling you out. I think this blogger is you. Or atleast a good friend of yours that hasn't called you or Bryan out. Or maybe you guys are perfect. Hahaha.
Well hence why I said that...
But you have to admit... "Don't Go To Ft. Lauderdale" - such a MiamiNights thing to say.
And there's a few other things about certain disliked people I could point out... but I'll save that for private discussions.
However, this person is REALLY knowledgeable about the scene, so its obviously someone everyone knows.
Wait... I mean... what am I talking about. We don't make fun of people... WE LIKE PEOPLE!
And, flat out, a lot of the people that got trashed in those comments are my friends. I wouldn't do that. Granted I do hate some people in the scene but the people I hate and the people that got trashed on that site aren't the same group.
hahahaha
weaksauce...
this is the dude with the crazy spiky hair.
it's a funny blog, what can i say.
SHOULD THAT BE A GOOD OR BAD THING? LOL
BUT YES, THERE'S NO REASON FOR ANYONE
TO EVEN GET AGGREVATED OVER THIS. THE
PERSON SIMPLY WANTED TO GET OUR ATTENTION
& SUCCEEDED... KUDOS
and my wife suzy is in no way shape or form frodo like- tara either. everyones already made fun of their height. has everyone forgot what large tits they both have?
the site is gold. blog war waiting to happen..hehe..
My opinion: it's definately somebody close to us and I dont think this charade will last much longer. Don't take what this guy says personally, he's only doing it for attention and seriously, who the fuck cares.
love, frodo? ;]
and Lex...do you really wear glasses without lenses??? I am going to poke you in the eye one night to teach you a lesson. If their not for seeing better at least lenses protect your eyes from projectiles and wandering fingers. Thats probably why you are on the Vice+Lice feature. Lets talk about how amazing Josh is as Papa Smurf...haha "He takes footage of the Smurfette gang bangs and jerks off to them later on"
Personally I'm honored that someone took the time to post up two pictures of me...
and comment where people call me a cunt or a whore, whoooo hooooo that's sooo hurtful. I've been called much worse...
and truth be told...
I am a cunt. And I'm ok with that.
So it's dumb that people are so upset about it, if you don't have herpes and you don't think you're ugly or short or something it shouldn't be that big of a deal...
I think I'm more mad that people think Thomas would do this site. I think if you were going to be cruel to people you'd just openly do it in a club, I think it's much more embarressing to have someone announce in a club that you look like a fashion failure infront of 30 people. I think you're much to above that, it's such s 14 year old thing to do ha.
It's a lot of fun to skim through though :)
P.S. That's amazing that you knocked her over with your ass, Suzys such a cutie, I don't see why it matter if she's short, big deal, just makes her boobies look 38479287398x bigger.
... For a hobbit.
This is an interesting social experiment from a lot of angles. I'm not sure why the comments bother me so much more than the editorialized captions. Perhaps the answer lies in the borderline between moderated, structured discourse and the mob mentality of those faceless comments, localized so harshly because we all know those people..
It's interesting to me that early on some of our "scene" galleries got a lot of comments like that, but it never went to that extreme, despite the fact that I have still never deleted a single comment of that nature. What does that say about the way a site influences the unmoderated discussion that goes on inside of it?
Way to get all philosophical on a blog.
And speak for yourself on oral herpes. I have a clean bill of health.
but for the most part i lol'ed.
ps:
i love everyone's 'we're under seige' attitude...Batten down the hatches, we've all gotta stick together now! it's very 'goonies never say die'-esque
pps: sorry if i offended any shaniqua's out there. are there any in the scene? i'd really love to find one.
if gypsy wanted to she could give the website shit for copyright infringement on her photos (so could you i guess) thats the worst i beleive could ever happen. or maybe a bitchslap down the road.
All those little people wanted to do was pick on people they don't personally know.
I'm not bothered by either the captions or the comments even though I think it's funny one comment was "That girls a whore, proven fact" and I don't really know how most people would be able to prove via internet that I give blowjobs for money, unless ofcourse you're passing over some personal video footage that you told me you'd never show anyone ::winkwink::
But you have to look at the content of both websites, people aren't going to get foul mouthed and idiotic on a site they know most people skim on a regular basis & still have the balls to leave their name... Plus it wouldn't be so openly accepted on this site, I mean yea, everyone makes fun of people every once in awhile (for instance the hour we spent disproving that girls "modeling career") but when it comes down to it, there aren't many sites that are as openly degrading towards people as that site.
p.s. Your site finally let me bloody log into this stupid profile, I've had it for ages & it would never actually log me in
Good old fashioned naughty fun turned ugly. V+L definitely did not see the comments being a factor..Shit, V+L didn't even know half the things that were said on there.
Miami apparently isn't ready to laugh at itself.
V+L will be watching and waiting...Round 2 might be just around the corner.
-YO
Ps. My personal favs got "boring...take it down"..So go figure.
-YO.
P.S. Version 2 is on the works...
thanks for delivering the funny (for the most part)
Honestly, if it was me I wouldn't use photos from those other terrible photo sites.
Really? So in other words those other photographers have no business taking pictures. So your claim states that your site and only your site has the best pictures. Guess everyone has a right to their own opinion. Unfortunately, I would have to disagree with you and taking a wild guess, so would alot of others.
Though Eyes on Miami is truly terrible.
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