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Registration date: 02/26/2008
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Number of comments: 24

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  • On Contest: Identify the club from this porn movie and win a bottle at Dek23! at 04/24 4:19pm
    Alright, I didn't want it to come to this....

    Take a look at the first picture of the bar, with the brown bottom and the black countertop. Now go to inthevip.com and start looking at all the pictures on the main page (after "entering"). The bar appears in the second video. Along with every video is a description. That particular one doesn't mention LA, but if you keep looking for the bar, it shows up in a couple of other videos, and in two of those descriptions it mentions LA.

    Now, there's a chance the guy is writing out of his ass when he writes the descriptions, but I'm fairly convinced it's in LA.
  • On Contest: Identify the club from this porn movie and win a bottle at Dek23! at 04/24 07:31am
    I have good reason to believe that this place is in LA.

    It looks like POST but it's not.
  • On Herald says VIP comes at a price. You don't say! at 04/22 08:51am
    I got bored of Ferraris even, because everyone has the same one (F150), in the same color (red). Even that tangerine Lotus Exige I see almost everyday in Doral got old, especially after I learned it was only $60k. What a terrible waste of money. $60k for a car that can be outperformed by a fucking Mazda for half the price.


    Ferrari F150 eh? Must be that super limited edition. I think you mean the F430.

    As for the Exige, don't be ridiculous. The Exige will take any Mazda in top speed and off the line save for the LeMans/Super cars they build. Factor in one corner and the Exige will destroy any Mazda on the road.

    It's funny that you make fun of these people and all you know about these cars is the price (not even). It's a perfect example of the type of people who the article is talking about.
  • On Herald says VIP comes at a price. You don't say! at 04/21 1:58pm
    I had a boss once that took a $100k bonus and bought a CLK 63 AMG when his house couldn't be worth more than $200k. All that to drive from south west buttfuck to South Beach on Saturday nights just to cruise in his car.

    Bottom line is that people like to feel rich and that's the experience that these clubs give them. The clubs then make money until their club no longer seems to tailor to rich people, because too many "saugüeseros" take over the crowd.
  • On Breaking: Man shot dead @ Studio A at 04/15 5:47pm
    I think we can now say education, or a lack thereof, may have had something to do with this whole thing.
  • On Breaking: Man shot dead @ Studio A at 04/14 5:46pm
    So, from what I understand, B.A.C. killed a guy at Studio A last night in order to blame hip hop and the black man in an elaborate plot to get rid of hip hop Sundays.
  • On Barterwhores and other up and coming terms at 04/14 5:41pm
    tl;dr s?

    bwhores: is that read like boars or like the b in btards?
  • On Breaking: Man shot dead @ Studio A at 04/14 1:18pm
    Violent hip hop probably doesn't make people violent, but it most certainly bolsters already violent people.
  • On Barter-Whoring in Miami at 04/11 8:09pm
    Oh shit, you guys found my site. I didn't write that one, though.
  • On Jimbo's 81st B-Day this Sunday at 04/11 8:09pm
    Sadly, I'm living in Gainesville at the moment.
  • On Jimbo's 81st B-Day this Sunday at 04/11 1:02pm
    Remember to say you're going to Jimbo's when going into the park. I'm actually not sure if they charge you if you don't say it, but it's possible.
  • On Chromeo LIVE at The Fifth!?! at 04/08 6:26pm
    I can dig the sound these guys have (not so much that song up there, though) but I'm still waiting for the Bronski Beat to make a comeback.
  • On Mansion bouncers arrested after beating at 04/07 8:28pm
    That's what those Delaware pussies get for comin' to the 305 talkin' shit! They're lucky we traded Shaq 'cause if not he would've been the cop on duty, and he would've had no sympathy for these cheap bastards.
  • On Tonight: Apt. 423 @ Love Hate at 04/03 09:51am
    Can you elaborate more on the differences between the south beach crowd and the midtown crowd?
  • On Refugee Boat Explodes Off Miami Beach!! at 04/01 10:53am
    ahhh, the joys of april fools' day.
  • On Please welcome our new site, YborCityNights.com! at 04/01 10:52am
    You gotta go all the way with the joke and make it the index to this site for the day, or else it kinda falls flat.
  • On Getting ready for WMC madness at 03/24 10:30am
    did you buy the kit just for the picture, or did you just have it lying around?
  • On Epic battle of inconvenience stores: CVS and Walgreens at 03/20 4:34pm
    I can't believe there's still someone out there using ICQ.
  • On Epic battle of inconvenience stores: CVS and Walgreens at 03/20 09:13am
    I don't know how that CVS is, but my local CVS (KB) has this annoying problem where no matter how few people are in the store, you always have to wait in a long line. They always manage to have too few people working the registers. If you're the only one and you make it to the register without obstructions, the person is always doing a price check, or consulting a manager, or just being an idiot.

    They do have the cheapest cigarettes anywhere, though, at $3.10 w/tax for a pack of Marlboro. It's too bad I don't smoke anymore.
  • On Miami-Dade screws up -- again at 03/18 6:01pm
    holy shit i just noticed pedo-bear hanging out in the header. classy :D

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