Miami Nights

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Homepage address: http://www.southbeach-usa.com/news/
Registration date: 12/01/2007
Number of posts: 0
Number of comments: 14

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Last 20 comments:

• On Miami Nights on Plum's Daybreak at the Standard at 05/17/2008 10:21pm

  Excellent interview, Duran.

• On My Ode to Kanye (or Why I Hate Kanye So Much) at 05/05/2008 1:18pm

  The clueless public falls for yet another no-talent, angst-ridden, scrotum head.

• On Please welcome our new site, YborCityNights.com! at 04/01/2008 11:58am

  "Falls flat," my ass. I was halfway through registering...
  
  yborcity-usa.com
  yborcity411.com
  yborcitynewtimes.com
  
  ...before I figured out it was a joke.

• On Wednesday Night Recap at 03/27/2008 10:19pm

  "I actually don't have a job, but I'm looking"
  
  ...[choking on Diet Pepsi]..."Looking" where, at the Vag?
  
  Duran, you're the only guy in the history of the American labor movement to conduct a job search between midnight and 4AM with cocktails in both hands.
  
  When the woman at Unemployment Office starts beating her gums about "actively seeking employment," make sure she doesn't see all those wrist bands on your arm.
  
  (P.S. Hang in there, dude. I foresee a high-paying management position in your immediate future.)

• On Epic battle of inconvenience stores: CVS and Walgreens at 03/20/2008 07:13am

  "...ten Puerto Rican hookers with really angular faces"
  
  Bring them to the Vag tonight...Carmel will love it.

• On FORECLOSED at 01/18/2008 11:32am

  Bad news, dude. You might want to throw $100 bucks at a lawyer for 10 minutes worth of advice before you pay that last month's rent. If she's stiffing the mortgage company, she won't think twice about shooting the grease to you. He may advise you to pay the last month's rent to an "escrow account" just so you'll have some bargaining power to get your deposit back. Just a thought.

• On Mansion NYC? at 01/16/2008 4:09pm

  My guess is that OG will get exactly what they want in that location sooner or later. NYC could do a lot worse than Eric M., et al.

• On Mansion NYC? at 01/16/2008 2:11pm

  I think OG was having problems with the Community Board in NYC which was not too keen on having another "club" in the old crobar location, and that's why they are going for a "lounge" set-up.

• On Bestiality soon to be illegal in Florida :( at 01/03/2008 8:21pm

  Politicans will back off of this anti-animal-love position once they realize that beastiality perverts vote, but sheep don't.

• On Victimized! Camera stolen at 12/31/2007 7:40pm

  Oh shit, I just realized....do you guys have a camera for tonight? If not, I have a 20D with either a 17-35L or a 28-70L and 550EX you can use. Email me if you need it.

• On Victimized! Camera stolen at 12/30/2007 3:36pm

  Tom, I'm really sorry to hear about this. Being a camera guy myself, I know that for some reason a camera becomes a very personal thing and losing one really hurts--not to mention severely pissing you off.
  
  The good news is:
  
  1) The guy is probably such a jerk-off that he won't know how to operate it and the only enjoyment he'll get out of it is another 24-hours worth of rock.
  
  2) Now you have an excuse to buy the new 5DII when it comes out!
  
  Hang in there, dude.

• On Jewtopia! at 12/22/2007 7:03pm

  A similar event in New York happens Christmas Eve...
  
  " The Ball, an event where '4,000 Jewish Singles take over 5 Chelsea/Meatpacking Nightclubs (Hiro, The Park, The Cabanas, Highline Ballroom and Earth).' "

• On Gallery: Mstrkft @ Pawn Shop, Moby @ Studio A at 12/11/2007 9:21pm

  Killer opening photo...!

• On The hour is upon us! Contest/list closed at 12/01/2007 9:26pm

  Yoo-hoo...Tommy-boy....did you make it home from your birthday bash okay, or are you now laying face-down in Lummus Park with a blown head and a prolapsed rectum? Post soon or we're sending Air/Sea Rescue out to hunt for your remains.