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Homepage address: http://www.myspace.com/jisforjerk
Registration date: 05/22/2007
Number of posts: 32
Number of comments: 127

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  • On Back Door Bamby returns Saturday at 04/21/2008 8:38pm
    i hope they dont come in our yard and steal our fruit. id hate to have to shoot one.
  • On Back Door Bamby returns Saturday at 04/21/2008 8:04pm
    go onnnnn....
  • On Back Door Bamby returns Saturday at 04/21/2008 5:01pm
    IM EXCITED TO PILLOW FIGHT AND BUILD FORTS. OBVIOUSLY.
    duran brought it up. he said it was gonna be the MN house. like the real world, but with less unstable bitches (count: 1) and more actual sex.
  • On Back Door Bamby returns Saturday at 04/21/2008 4:28pm
    why am i the only one that gets a nickname?! i hate you duran, youre NEVER invited to our sexy pillow fight/fort building camp out sexfest parties.


    unless you bring hot babes.
  • On New Year, New Parties at 01/07/2008 07:31am
    Eighties?
    fucking yuck. Just reading that makes me tired. grow some balls, pick a new decade.
  • On Ultra Music Festival line-up announced at 01/07/2008 07:28am
    this sucks. yea there's a baby's handful of good shit, but the rest of it is so fucking tired. half these people have played here several times since last summer, let alone since last ultra. I'm still waiting for these pansies to even attempt to bring the basement jaxx here. their live show is alike a goddamned circus + parliament funkadelic + a hatian garage sale explosion. we're all over daft punk, let's move on at least to something we've never seen.
  • On Hipsters rejoice, 2008 might be your year! at 01/07/2008 06:42am
    hipsters never admit to being hipsters. that is hipster rule number one, admitting it is the first step to mainstream.
    anyway, the hipster fad became 'open format' in 2007. they're not dead, they're just hiding at cameo and rokbar. or whatever it is now. and lackner, youre right, just like every 'underground' fad, it became absorbed by the mainstream and capitalized upon.
  • On New Year's Eve 2008: Worst New Year's Ever? at 01/07/2008 06:31am
    the mad max/pirate party (which i went to/djed) people did do a pajama party this year, at a mansion on the venetian, it was just way smaller and rsvp style. new years sucked so hard, it's fucking ridiculous. i seriously feel so much better knowing that no one had fun. is that bad? whatever, fuck you all. i ended up in the hospital, and not for any good/fun reason.
  • On Jewtopia! at 12/22/2007 2:29pm
    that's a lot of jews!
  • On Screw you, Baby Jesus - It's my Birthday! at 12/22/2007 2:26pm
    no but there will be squid shooting lasers!
  • On Screw you, Baby Jesus - It's my Birthday! at 12/21/2007 6:17pm
    damn that was supposed to alink to an article on using fetus penis cells for face cream. you get the idea.
  • On Screw you, Baby Jesus - It's my Birthday! at 12/21/2007 6:16pm
    Do I look surprised?? Cause I'm not!!
    Duran you couldn't be more wrong, what keeps me looking fresh is baby fetus cells
    and I'm not a day over 37. yet.
  • On Ft. Lauderdale catches up in the hiphop game at 11/29/2007 4:33pm
    This would make a fantastic jingle for the Ft. Lauderdale Tourism Bureau
  • On Miami Talent Spotlight: DJ Danny Daze at 11/27/2007 2:57pm
    duran, could i get to the top of that list if i wore leiderhosen?
    i will be there if ruff drivers is on repeat all night. i can only handle gypsy woman once. oh wait thats a lie...i have to work...save ruff drivers til i get there!
  • On Miami Talent Spotlight: DJ Danny Daze at 11/27/2007 1:25pm
    you kill it behind the cd players too, jerk!
  • On Miami Talent Spotlight: DJ Danny Daze at 11/27/2007 1:19pm
    thanks jeeze, i appreciate it...everybody's entitled to their opinion, especially if it's favorable to me. ;) but believe me, if I could scratch like he does, you'd probably hate me too.
  • On Miami Talent Spotlight: DJ Danny Daze at 11/27/2007 1:15pm
    hahaa pseudo scratching
    that's the love you get for triple click flares in this city
  • On New party: Saturdays @ Gem at 11/26/2007 12:00pm
    That happened to me once. I lost a great friend that day in the Great Club Deep Mixup of 2003...An American hero.
  • On Space's Friday afterhours begins tonight at 11/26/2007 11:19am
    I was there. It rained. Also pretty empty. Pete Tong looked mad. Not sure if Fridays will ever catch up to Saturdays, but at least it's an option when I'm wandering downtown thirstily.
  • On Gallery: Chocolate Sundays @ Purdy Lounge, Excessive Randomness Edition at 11/17/2007 7:45pm
    im like the mysterious faceless dj. i need one of those giant sickles