Why doesn't South Beach just hand over the victory to Downtown in the nightlife wars? Miami Beach officials are literally going to kill South Beach's economic backbone - its nightlife industry. On Wednesday, city commissioners pushed forward a possible new law that could spell big trouble for South Beach clubs, hotels and restaurants. According to the Miami Herald, if the new law passes, an establishment could be closed for the weekend after its second violation, currently that only happens after the fourth. Also the new violation, includes a day-time noise law, which is fucking stupid because cities are just plain noisy during the day.
Look South Beach residents, I understand your pain, I lived in South Beach and couldn't bare the constant attack of needless noise all around me. But you know what I did? I fucking moved! That's South Beach for you, and I didn't expect it to change for me. You basically live in a "downtown" area, so noise comes with the territory. If you want peace and quiet, move to North Beach.
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