Today in the Herald
by Duran, 02/01/2008
The Miami Herald today is full of things I want to recap for you. So instead of doing separate posts, I'll just give you some quick commentary:
- Herald asks an important question: "Has Carnaval hit a new low?" Obviously the Herald is looking to be your new moral compass. Someone should tell them they hit a new low every time El Nuevo Herald is printed.
- Vercase? Muder? Tour? Where do I sign up? Sorry, I am obsessed with all things morbid. It runs in the family. My sister will sit by the computer for hours researching on Charles Manson and Ted Bundy. Yea, I'll give you her address later so you can avoid her.
- People who have never visited Miami think the city is full of "crime, hurricanes, public corruption, racial and ethnic tension, overpriced housing and illegal immigration." Are they sure they've never been here? Wait, no they forgot crazy homeless people and AIDS.
- Somebody needs to tell the Herald to stop biting my story ideas. This is like a millionth time I've seen something I've written here mysteriously pop up somewhere else. I need a job people; stop taking my ideas and holler at me if you want something written.
funny, considering half this site is repackaged CRITICALMIAMI posts.
ok im done hating ;)