Tidbits

by Lackner, 12/13/2007

Like the rest of this week, it's a very busy day today. Accept my thoughtstream and be gracious.

  1. Remember: Stereo contest ends early tomorrow. Click here to win a free bottle or get on the guest list for the grand opening of Stereo. I can't wait. I've already picked out my pasties and I have an appointment at That Taint Place later.
  2. The Miami chapter of Sex Addicts Anonymous has nine meetings per week; twice on Sat and Mon. I guess two on Sat to prepare them for a weekend of hardcore fuckin n suckin, and on Monday to repent for their sins.
  3. Bulemia is the new rehab. MiaMiamiMen, stand UP!
  4. The Libery City 7, my favorite band of home-grown ghettojihadists , are free. Mistrial on six and acquitted on the seventh. I guess now I should watch my back, considering how hard I ridiculed them.
  5. The pendulum in the justice system is beginning to swing back toward sanity. New Jersey dropped the dealth penalty, and mandatory minimums on crack offenses have been found to be too harsh. The downside? 1,450+ crack convictees may be comin' back home. I agree with the new sentencing guidelines but this means I may have to go without my morning delight (scrambled eggs and crack rock) for the next couple weeks. Supply and demand, folks!
  6. Miami Nights has two ongoing themes: "drunk = fun" and "police = corrupt." For more on the latter, read what the Chicago Tribune had to say about police shooting cases. On the other hand, I don't mind police shootings, as long as they occur at places I eat.

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Thomas Lackner lives in filth.

7 comment(s)   //   Tags: Misc

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comment #0, posted by jsand at 12/13/2007 7:26pm (Reply to this comment)
So in addition to having the slowest service and worst food quality of all the BKs I've been to, they're plagued with psychotic vagrants who flash customers and steal their food? I'll keep going there of course, because it's the only fast food place between my place and Lackner's. Checkers cannot be called a fast food place; not the one across from the whacked out BK at least.
Rocking the balls and ass of the blogging world.
comment #1, posted by Lackner at 12/13/2007 8:00pm (Reply to this comment)
checkers is fast, but it isn't food. it could perhaps be called fast fecalmatter, fast trichinosis or fast dysentery, but neither has the appeal of fast food
pop lock and drop it
comment #2, posted by liddy at 12/14/2007 07:43am (Reply to this comment)
comment #3, posted by liddy at 12/14/2007 07:43am (Reply to this comment)
comment #4, posted by liddy at 12/14/2007 07:44am (Reply to this comment)
Dude, when I was doing social work in that ghetto, I would take the starving kids to lunch and that was ALWAYS what they wanted. It was actually the only time I felt safe in there. So gross.
comment #5, posted by Duran at 12/14/2007 10:19am (Reply to this comment)
But Lackner, anorexia is the new DUI.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #6, posted by alexi at 12/15/2007 6:43pm (Reply to this comment)
ha. bulemia is the new rehab. give credit where credit's due, homeboy. " I feel like a new man!"

 



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