Things I learned this weekend

by Duran, 06/04/2007
  1. Hype is just that, hype. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
  2. Everyone moaned and groaned about Revolver's move to Boutique at Pawn Shop -- so why does it seem to have gained so much steam that now it can pack house even without special guests?
  3. Dirty Disco just doesn't seem to be slowing down, it just seems to be getting bigger and bigger with every week that passes by. But please, bring on more guest DJs; not that I don't like the residents DJs, but I do enjoy variety.
  4. Forty-something corporate types are an odd bunch.
  5. Chugging on a bottle of champagne is never wise. Your body will punish you later.
  6. Dear Circa28: I love you so much, but why is the upstairs room always turn into a sauna? The heat makes me drowsy. Baby, let's make it work. You're still so sexy to me. Love, Duran. P.S.: You left your panties at my house -- again.
  7. Bartenders are some of the best people around -- and not just because they serve me happiness in a cup. Instead of just snapping your fingers at them rudely, how about tipping them well too.
  8. I never sleep with my bedroom door open, so waking up to find it ajar Sunday was the scariest feeling ever. I shall never do that again.
  9. Sundays are best spent recapping with friends the drunken mess you were over the weekend over good music and grilled meats.
  10. The people watching at Sunset Place is by far more interesting than Lincoln Road. Sure you get a 24/7 gay pride parade, grossly mismatched tourist and waif waiters/waitresses models, but suburbanites are far more complex and interesting than I think I give them credit for.
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There are 8 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by Lex at 06/04/2007 6:36pm Reply
Preach!
comment #1, posted by Peter at 06/04/2007 11:19pm Reply
Sorry hun, i didn't want to wake you, i thought i shut the door tight hehe

btw did i leave my ball gag and handcuffs at your place again, i can't seem to find them anywhere?
"All the world's a stage, and we but poor players who strut and fret our hour and are heard of no more"-William Shakespeare
comment #2, posted by Duran at 06/05/2007 00:01am Reply
Peter stay at least 100 feet away from my townhouse at all times. I'm already talking to my lawyer about a restraining order.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #3, posted by Peter at 06/05/2007 00:45am Reply
Oh you know I love it when you role play, so should I wear the Dahlmer outfit tonight, or should I go with the Micheal Meyers mask?

LMFAO..............don't touch me!
"All the world's a stage, and we but poor players who strut and fret our hour and are heard of no more"-William Shakespeare
comment #4, posted by oh em gee at 06/05/2007 2:57pm Reply
damn. your such a fucking loser.
comment #5, posted by Duran at 06/05/2007 3:00pm Reply
Are you talking about me or Peter? Because my mom says I'm a winner, and mothers never lie.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #6, posted by Wingate at 06/05/2007 4:24pm Reply
I learned the same exact lesson about Champagne just this passing Saturday.
It's a bad lesson
comment #7, posted by Peter at 06/05/2007 10:22pm Reply
Duran... DUH, their talking about lex!

jeeez, for Mr. Ocean drive man o' da year, you sure are slow on the uptake lol
"All the world's a stage, and we but poor players who strut and fret our hour and are heard of no more"-William Shakespeare

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