The party alternative in Palm Beach Gardens

by Lackner, 05/30/2008

What do you do in West Palm Beach when Big Ted's Biker Barn is closed by the health department and Silly Sally's Olde Tymey Drinkin' Saloon burns down mysteriously as a result of excessive varmint infestation? Why, you enjoy some quality time with the family dog!

A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd. ...
 
Testimony was provided by a detective, county Animal Care and Control officials, including a chief veterinarian, and an expert animal trainer who said the videotape indicates the dog showed signs of submission and pain.

Woof woof. We can't make this stuff up folks.

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There are 7 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/30/2008 2:39pm Reply
This totally ties into your blog from January...
http://www.miaminights.com/bestiality-soon-to-be-illegal-in-florida--4906.phtml

LOLS!!!
gimme a beat!
comment #1, posted by Lackner at 05/30/2008 3:05pm Reply
Wake up, sheeple! First they take our goatsex rights, then they barcode our foreheads! 911 was an inside job! Stand up for your man-beast sex rights!
pop lock and drop it
comment #2, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/30/2008 3:53pm Reply
baaaaaah!
gimme a beat!
comment #3, posted by keyrat at 05/30/2008 8:04pm Reply
God damn these bestiality freaks. Why can't they get off to normal things like lolis and scat.
"Ahh, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."
comment #4, posted by Wingate at 05/31/2008 12:06pm Reply
Let me ask you this: who's complaining? Surely not the animals. When was the last time you saw an iguana bitching about how much dirty sex it's having with that hot blonde waif from down the street? I've never heard of a donkey complaining about the thread count of the sheets on the water bed after spending its life in a drafty old barn.

I know my dog isn't complaining. I ask her every day.
Thomas Lackner & Anal Rape... every Sunday from 2am - 9:15
comment #5, posted by Cockmonger at 06/04/2008 09:16am Reply
thats up there with telling ur dog to show you her titties and pussy
comment #6, posted by Lackner at 06/04/2008 09:30am (reply to comment #5 by Cockmonger) Reply
thats up there with telling ur dog to show you her titties and pussy
Anyone who would do THAT deserves money, sex, and respect.
pop lock and drop it

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