Miami Nights

Speed focused events such as

The sprint snorting races where lines are cut across plates and the fastest heads to hoover up the bar-long line are deemed the winner. The shot relay featuring various liquors from around the world poured into shots and a representative from each area of Miami has to suck’em down.  The bathroom obstacle course wherein a competitor must dodge drunk girls putting on eyeliner, lip-gloss, whatever the fuck, beat the Indie kids that double up in the bathroom, as well as dodge an over aggressive Haitian bathroom attendant who tries to block the finish line by making you tip him.  Other events have more distance focused training involved like the dance events... 

A dance marathon but the hitch involved would be how the competitors manage to sneak the necessary substances by the guards and cameras alike.  The Indie girl stripper dance where competitors dance on stages while being pelted with dubious liquid based substances having to show grace and coordination as they remove their attire.  The breaker show down: self explanatory- although there could be a sort of spin off where the random nightlife objects are tossed a the breakers wherein they must incorporate the object like bottles of vodka, extra long- super expensive bar tabs, the aforementioned naked Indie stripper winner.

The possibilities are endless:

• Inspired by equestrian dressage: drunken piggy back to the cab while avoiding the 5:00 A.M. crackhead marathon.
• A Crackhead marathon.
• Climb over the PS14/ Vagabond wall avoiding the bouncers
• VIP bottle service shooting
• Roided doorman wrestling
• Kendal girl french manicure on acrylic nails boxing (a decision on whether bad highlights and dolphin mall fashion will be requisite is in the early stages)
• Indie gay boys dressed as Agyness Deyn look-a-likes.
• Indie str8 boys cramming their balls into too-tight-skinny-jeans.
• A Barter-whore relay