Miami Nights

A little discovery I made this weekend has become a very tormenting one. This discovery has led me to believe that there is no justice in this world what so ever! And I am seriously upset at this entire debacle!

Wasteland, I mean Westland Mall has been re-named!! Now I'm sure some of you are reading this and thinking, "Gosh who cares, that mall sucks!", but listen up feeble minded people this is Westland Mall we are speaking of! Opened up sometime in the early 1900's, Westland has become a landmark in our great big city. Initially, this space was used to make the first ever "Mega Dollarazo Store" which was moved down the street a bit and is now named "Ñoooo Que Barato". Thankfully, some mega conglomerate took matters into their own hands and introduced the first ever mall in the "city" we all love to hate. Westland Mall was born with the hopes to bring the surrounding 'hoods into a decadent little area of Miami. In other words, giving the over abundance of Cubans a safe and beautiful place to play in.

This past week, Westfield Corp. has closed it's purchase of two retail properties in South Florida. This purchase includes the wonderful Westland Mall, and Broward Mall in Plantation. Both properties were purchased from the leader in shopping mall mania, Simon Property Group for a whopping $400 million! The two properties officially titled "Westfield Westland" and "Westfield Broward" will join other Westfield properties in Florida and help bring the white to the hood. Westfield plans to add concierge services, complimentary wheelchairs and electronic scooters, expectant mother parking, soft seating areas, and their very own Westfield gift cards! They also plan to add their signature family lounges and playtowns to both malls.

Yea right, as if providing Ben and Jerry's eating pro lifer's with closer parking will bring the crowds to this mall.

Long live Wasteland!!