The beginning of the end for The Grove's nightlife

Christmas has come late for those with good taste in Miami. Miami city commissioners have voted to move last call from 5am to 3am for bars and clubs inside Coconut Grove. 4am in the Grove is basically all UM kids rolling around in their own puke in the gutter, so I doubt many spots in that area care enough about that time slot to dedicate the funds to battling this move. Still I can't see this being a boon for business at the newly opened (and unfortunately timed) Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove. On the flip, the dirty drunk children are hurting The Grove's reputation and ability to attract the kind of high class customers that used to frequent businesses there.

Does anyone still remember enough good things about the Grove to be bothered by this move? Send the clueless Grove kids downtown. Let them serve as human shields for the vicious bum hordes, driven to rage by blood lust and disenfranchisement. I say good riddance. And god speed. And good day.

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Ummmm, I don't want them on my Downtown turf. How about we send them to like Homestead or better yet, Kendall.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
I'm trying to get them shanked here, have some sympathy
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