The anatomy of a chonga

by Duran, 04/10/2007

So this past week I discovered the BEST video EVER uploaded to YouTube. Yes, I know that's a big claim, but I'm serious. I almost peed my pants because of how hard I was laughing at this video. What I am assumed are two very smart Miami girls decided to rewrite Fergie's unfortunate hit "Fergalicious" into an ode to the ultimate Miami icon: the chonga. Yes, gelled down hair, stretched out Tweety tattoos, (fake) gold hoop earing with the name "Yuslaidys" going across it, acrylic nails and plenty of wannabe gangsta boyfriends. You love or hate 'em, but there is nothing more Miami than a chonga. I've had many chonga friends, I'm proud to say, and I even see plenty of former chongas that I know who have given up their ghetto-fab ways in favor a more "normal" look. Now without further ado, I give you the masterpiece that is "Chongalicious!"

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There are 12 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by B.A.C. at 04/10/2007 3:03pm Reply
Your obsession with Chongas is teetering on complete infatuation. I'm getting a little worried over here.
I am the eggman
comment #1, posted by Lackner at 04/10/2007 3:17pm Reply
You know, the other day I thought I saw Duran in the Claire's in Mall of the Americas..
pop lock and drop it
comment #2, posted by Chris at 04/10/2007 4:05pm Reply
I just walked by that store on my way to the food court. Not even 2 hours ago.
comment #3, posted by billermo at 04/10/2007 4:20pm Reply
some of those lyrics are gold. the whole things merits a studio quality recording.
comment #4, posted by Duran at 04/10/2007 5:28pm Reply
Lackner, I was buying a bellychain for you chonga momma! OH SNAP!
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #5, posted by B.A.C. at 04/10/2007 6:01pm Reply
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn ho you funna got served
I am the eggman
comment #6, posted by VinceJN at 04/12/2007 11:38am Reply
BAC and to correct your ghetto slang....

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn ho you fidna got served"



VJ
Shake and Pop!
comment #7, posted by Manola Blablablanik at 04/12/2007 7:48pm Reply
That was fucking brilliant!
comment #8, posted by Duran at 04/12/2007 8:36pm Reply
They are like lil' Manolas in training :)
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #9, posted by Manola Blablablanik at 04/30/2007 12:56pm Reply
Holy hoop earring! Manola is NOT a chonga! :-)
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