Shit-tossing monkey runs amok in Tampa; residents grateful for improvement

by Lackner, 01/15/2009

I love Florida. From the article:

Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
I urge you to study the monkey's crudely drawn Microsoft Paint self portrait at left and alert authorities if you discover him.

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comment #0, posted by Suzy at 01/15/2009 5:18pm Reply
You've really outdone yourself this time, Thomas.
I wonder if there were any fatalities. Death by monkey poop. Epic.
-Lackner offers me anal on a daily basis.
comment #1, posted by B.A.C. at 01/16/2009 08:51am Reply
I guess the equivalent here would be shit tossing bums huh?
I am the eggman
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