MiamiNights - Miami Night Clubs, Nightlife

I have a bottle for you to drink. I'll give it to you if you win my contest. I want you to take it with you into the bathroom, hidden under your fedora, and then drink the whole thing. Do it to shut up those voices inside you that remind you that you are sad, alone, hopeless. No one will ever understand you, or really even try, and you certainly won't ever find love like they talk about in the magazines that are also selling you things. The real love: not for you. NEVER for you. EVER!!!!!! So drink, bebe, drink. Drink it up. Turn it upside down and pour the contents down your throat until there's nothing left, then shatter the bottle and slit your wrists with it, great fountains of scalding smelly blood, and see if anyone even cares. See if they turn the music down: they won't. They'll step over your corpse and put a cigarette butt in your mouth and take a funny picture for their MySpace. RIP, etc., where's the next party? You're lost. Hopeless. Surrounded by friends but all alone, and it ain't gonna get any easier for you bub. Stop the world, it's time to get off.

So.. uhm.. where was I? Oh right: click here to win a free bottle tonight at Glass! Contest ends at 7pm. I will call the winner to let them know. Surely they will reply "I never win anything!", as always.