I successfully survived the Jewish invasion, although my entire house smells like brisket, and 89% of the people at my house were nowhere near Jewish, aside from owning a Lenny Kravitz album or something. Yea, exactly. That's how not Jewish they were. And that's also pretty much how Jewish I am anyway. So moving on to something so completely not Jewish it might as well be Madonna (yea, remember that phase?)
Today, we're on baile funk. Technically, baile funk is not used to refer to the genre itself, but the parties at which it’s played. Baile in Portuguese literally means “ball”, as in “dance party” and the music itself is simply referred to as “Funk” by locals. But since Americans like to English-ize everything (you like that?), the term has become used to describe the music itself, pretty much everywhere outside of Brazil. But seeing as how we already have our own funk, although it’s nothing like this, that's fine by me. It's sort of like calling a genre "electro party". It's also referred to as Funk Carioca (“Funk from Rio”) by the Brazilian mainstream media, and Favela Funk, in reference to the slums in which the bailes take place.
In the 1970’s, Brazilian record buyers frequently came to the United States to purchase American funk records and bring them back to Brazil. As they continued to frequent the same suppliers, the American trends changed, eventually evolving into new genres like hip-hop, Miami bass and booty, but the Brazilian term “funk” stuck in local usage. Meaning they refer to almost all black American music as "funk". They call our music by the wrong name, we call theirs by the wrong name, and we're even. Let's all just get along. Miami was one of the most popular destinations to get new records, which is why baile funk is so strongly influenced by Miami-specific trends, taking beats from Miami bass and booty, and synth lines from freestyle. In the same vein as American hip-hop, favela funk relies heavily on samples and instrumentals of other songs. Sometimes well known American pop, dance, or Miami bass songs are rearranged or sampled to create “new” funk tracks. And most of the tracks’ lyrics refer to the slums, the cops, and explicit sex, very similar to our commercialized hip hop.
In the same way hip hop is extremely popular but also feared in the United States, funk is viewed by the middle and upper classes as overly aggressive and violent. Groups like Bonde Do Role have somewhat sugar coated Brazilian funk and made it a more socially acceptable package for adventurous radio stations and hipster parties across America. Even if you don’t understand a word of Portuguese, the heavy beats and aggressive Brazilian rap style stays in your head.
Friend of the site and human jukebox DJ Danny Daze has been kind enough to help me supply you with the baile funk starter kit, so that you may listen and learn. Check him out at Vice Fridays(that's upstairs inside Cameo, for those of you who live under a rock during hot weather) and Saturdays at O Asian Grill.
and just bee-cause:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6CzgTvKll0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tHLGpx2Jfsk
These are tunes from the start of its popularization in the 90s, released on a compilation called Rap Brasil, I think they ended up releasing 3 of them. Classics! :)
I don't think I ever heard anything other than Bonde do role played at the hipster parties...then again I don't go so often anymore.....Daze however always drops a funk session.
Oh and Bryan, every time you hear "Bucky Dun Gun" at any of the hipster party, the song follows classic Baile Funk structure, so you can technically count that track as well.
I would like to hear a good 20-30 minute Baile set...The sound should be enough to get people moving. I think people just need to get over the "I cant understand the lyrics"...With music from any country.
-A