New Years Stories: Your input wanted

I was abnormally absent from Miami this New Years because I had a wedding to attend in Tampa. It was sort of a wedding reception/New Years party in which I was the best man. "What's that you say B.A.C.? You a best man?" Fuck yes I was the best man and though I nailed the speech, sadly I didn't nail any any brides maids. All in all it was a drunken mess the likes only an MN cohort can create or indulge in, where I alienated girls I was trying to hook up with, stumbled around like a fool and ripped a hole in my tux (I'm expecting a chunky bill in the mail soon).

Since I missed all the "hot" parties I want to hear how everyone rang in the New Year. 2008 was the end of possibly the shittiest year many of us have ever seen so there is no doubt in my mind that the good party people of Miami dumped '08 like a dirty illegitimate baby diaper. So please share with us and the readers your experiences: what/who you did, what hospital you woke up in, was the party as good as the flyer stated et cetera et cetera.

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Got way, way too drunk, way too early at the usual spots. Wound up home at an impossibly early time. ARGH! The only thing that makes me feel any better is that most people didn't seem to have such a great time on NYE either.

I think I am on some kind of depressive spiral into hell signified by my excessive drinking of late.

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Thanks partially to Tommy's drunkeness killing his ability to check his texts, I wandered around WR aimlessly while sexually harassing anything slightly good looking with a penis. Around 4 I began to walk toward Vaga to look for him and our crew but I was hastily intercepted by a creeper that pushed aside a waiting couple to get a cab for me. ALL three blocks away to Tommy's to get my car. And I drove home. AND LIVED.* Kind of a crappy NYE.

* Yet I totaled my car this past Saturday nearly completely sober.
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Sorree!
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It's okay, love you NE wayyy. You owe me hang out time.
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Lackner calling it an early night. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
I am the eggman
I drank scotch in Sarasota.
A truly wild NYE had by all.
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MEANWHILE IN SHENANDOAH... G and I started the festivities at around 6ish. The cab situation was a fucking nightmare so M comes to pick us up to head back to her place where we (the triumvirate plus others) planned to spend a fun NYE with our girl Ivana who left us for 18 months in the West Indies. Fun was had by all despite the thwarted attempt by one person to jack M's magnum of Moet from the party.
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Why the eff were you in Shenandoah?
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Cuz, effer, it's where G & I live.
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and just once i would like to wake up on January 1st without the years worst hangover. That's why the month of January is all about detoxing (no booze, cigs, etc). It's all about sugar free red bull and water till February.
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he means "southwest of brickell", not http://www.shenandoahfl.com/
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this is how is should have spent my new years:

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