Now my dog Molly is in the hospital, cuz her back legs turned into spaghetti and stopped working. In theory she'll be ok because it's just a pinched nerve. We'll see tomorrow.
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comment #0,
posted by
jsand
at 08/13/2007 09:57am Reply
To cure her for good, you'll need a candle, a live chicken, 7 sticks of incense and a piece of Celia Cruz's death shroud. You know how this ends: either the chicken or Molly will end up mutilated in a plastic Sedano's bag left by the train tracks.
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comment #1,
posted by
jsand
at 08/13/2007 10:00am Reply
Actually, this deserves a contest. The reader who guesses the next miaminights associate to become ill gets a month supply of cipro, antiviral medications and a case of vodka to wash it all down.
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comment #2,
posted by
Blue Dress Pink Panties
at 08/13/2007 3:20pm Reply
I told you something bad was going to happen to her if you kept feeding her certain BAD things!
comment #3,
posted by
B.A.C.
at 08/13/2007 6:56pm Reply
What's that stupid movie called where nobody can avoid dying? In this case were spreading the disease like the bubonic plague. I got Jsand as next on the list
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