Help us think of simple changes to club names to make the name accurately represent the kind of people that go there or the general atmosphere of the club.
Here are some examples to get you started:
- Cheesy Flavour
- Visions Of Hell on Earth
- Club Deep Shit
- Sohorrible
- PS114 Degrees
The winner of this minicontest gets two drinks on me at James Zabiela this Saturday. You do not have to touch me or look me in the eye to receive the drinks. Rules:
- Your entry must make sense in an objective kind of way
- I don't have to agree with it necessarily
- You must do clubs that are open now or were open in the past 2 years (no KitKat, Zanzibar, Chaos, etc.)
- You may post anonymously
- Bonus points for clever and funny entries
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Get Ready To Be UpSet By Your Bar Tab
Tweaked-out Disrobed Manlovers
Noticeably Too Many Eurotrash Tranny Alcoholics
PS 14 People In Line For One Functioning Filthy Bathroom
Afghani poppy's a blooming in Opium Gardens
I knew my drug problem was out of hand when I went back to the PAWN SHOP for the second time in one weekend.
1)SHINE me up!
2)Why would you do your LAUNDRY at a BAR?
3)Let's SCORE some STD's.
4)NIKKI loves to flash her va-jay jay on the BEACH.
Ok stick a fork in me...I'm done.
Haunted with "Canadians" MANSION.
So BLUE you'll need many a MARTINI.
Circa 128 Degrees .
In MYNT Reffy Condition.
MYNTos, the Refmaker.
TWIST on a penis to enter.
Ready, SET, go pay $20 for a drink.
All SET to wait in line.
Oh hold someone is telling me something... (what? Oh it's not? You mean the sauna upstairs is not on purpose? The owners are that cheap to not upgrade the A/C or even put in some cheap Wal-Mart fans? I see...)
My bad. That's the winner in my book.
Poop @ PS 14$ for entry?? Rule of thumb...if a band is not playing, I will not pay an entry fee to hear hipster house at a bar with a tiny dance floor and an alternative restroom/pothead patio.
Mishits Friday @ Studio Aids...the counter culture has been commercialized. Oh yes, I will buy that ugly hoodie for $300.00 and stimulate the economy. My American Apparel girlfriend will be on all the blogs and become the toss-off fantasy celeb for all the gawkers. I will listen to recycled electro house, mashed up with hip hop joints and call it the "new sound". I will worship my gods, M.I.A. and Spank Rock, and tell all the “haters” that the second coming is here. Shut up and drop dem drawers. I will become a DJ and spread the gospel. I don’t have the skills but I sure look hot with my new haircut, expensive D+G shades, ironic hot topic T-shirt, and stylish headphones. Oh yeah…it’s a drag that you have Aids, but Diplo is spinning next week, it’s hip hop for white kids....that should cheer you up.
Circa Of Death…if the a/c issue won’t kill you, the parking lot lounge will.
Favela Chick Massacre @ Moco – (note: If a real favela chick would go to this party with some favela friends, they would probably cap all the bougie patrons sipping on cosmos. Twenty dollars at Moco will buy you a drink; Twenty American dollars in Brazil will buy you 2 weeks supply of food....actually, with the US dollar tanking it would buy only a week and a half supply of food.)