So you always wanted to sit down at that swanky restaurant on SoBe but realized you couldn't even afford an entree. Your girlfriend always bitches about how you only take her to the Taco Bell drive through on Biscayne at 3am. I know, it's tough looking in on all those pretty people dinning on their delicious mouth size fillet mignon while they mock you as you stare with those puppy eyes of poverty and malcontent. Well for my fellow miscreants and minimum wage makers the good people of the Greater Miami Visitors and Convention Bureau have felt our pain and bring us the sixth annual Miami Spice restaurant promotion deal which runs from August 1 through September.
For one month only you will be able to take that lovely girl (or man) of yours out for an evening of fine dining, wine sipping and thank you sex (the best kind after make up sex) for only $22 for lunch and $35 for dinner menus. Mind you this only includes your meal and not any add ons like coffee, wine,tip and tax. With more than eighty participants this year you have a myriad choice of the better establishments you could only hope to afford on a regular basis. Here are a few restaurants I got marked on my planner: Azul, Food Gang, Blue Door, Social Miami and Karu to name a few. You can find more info on Miami Spice here.
