Miami Nights, the curse continues

by Jessica Who?, 09/26/2007

[We apologize for the poor quality, formatting, and content of this post. If Jessica weren't on her deathbed, we'd extricate it from the database. --Eds]

I was in a bad car wreck last night.

 

Something pierced my chest and I can't breathe, my legs are ripped to shreds, theres some sort of monstrous growth/bruise the doctors have never seen before, and I fractured 2 ribs.  

It also looks like I tried to slit my own throat and cut my arm off.  

I still have electrodes attached to my body.

 

my. car. is. totaled. there is no car anymore. it's a toaster.

 

I also might die.  

 

just thought i'd let you know.



whatever you do, dont work for miami nights. but it's still a good read. 

12 comment(s)   //   Tags: Auf Wiedersehen, Cautionary Tale, Trainwrecks

There are 12 comments about this post:

comment #0, posted by Duran at 09/26/2007 09:24am (Reply to this comment)
You need to stay home in a corner Jessica. 2007 has not been your year.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #1, posted by billermo at 09/26/2007 10:27am (Reply to this comment)
at least you have fingers to slap keyboard with... hey- how come this post is not live?
comment #2, posted by B.A.C. at 09/27/2007 08:44am (Reply to this comment)
dun dun dun......All ye interns be hence forth warned!
I am the eggman
comment #3, posted by RYLE7 at 09/27/2007 10:15am (Reply to this comment)
where are all these interns your talking about?
comment #4, posted by B.A.C. at 09/27/2007 12:33pm (Reply to this comment)
Installing an underground pool in my backyard......oh and sprucing up Lackners loft.
I am the eggman
comment #5, posted by tara at 09/27/2007 2:42pm (Reply to this comment)
MiamiNights is practically a death wish. B.A.C: you're next.
i beat bitches up.
comment #6, posted by B.A.C. at 09/27/2007 2:43pm (Reply to this comment)
I'm impervious my dear. After a year of full on drunken gallivanting I stand as tall and stalwart like the Mao statues in Beijing baby.
I am the eggman
comment #7, posted by tara at 09/27/2007 4:15pm (Reply to this comment)
Thats because you and Thomas are maliciously trying to destroy all us MiamiNights people so that you can take all the credit for the site and its contents. Just wait, revenge is sweet.
i beat bitches up.
comment #8, posted by B.A.C. at 09/27/2007 5:10pm (Reply to this comment)
Malicious? We share the spotlight with all our peeps. Phhhhsssssss
I am the eggman
comment #9, posted by Style Is Dead at 09/27/2007 8:17pm (Reply to this comment)
Please don't die... but if you do, can I borrow your body for holloween?
comment #10, posted by Jessica Who? at 09/28/2007 03:57am (Reply to this comment)
ok ive taken ten minutes to come out of my drug induced coma to say: 1. screw you bryan, id like to see you try to type your own initials after what happened to me and 2. orangey pink roses. ok bye everybody. they gave me vicodin. party time.
toot toot. beep beep.
comment #11, posted by Jessica Who? at 09/28/2007 03:59am (Reply to this comment)
ps: if this bad formatting offends you, go read e.e. cummings.
toot toot. beep beep.

 



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