Miami Nights entourage hospitalization update

by Lackner, 08/07/2007

The curse of Miami Nights continues! At first I kept accidentally asking the undercover cops to let me perform oral on them - I much prefer the regular ones. Then, I kept parking my car inside other cars after leaving the club. Then Jorge gets sick, and now Tara is rotting away in the hospital too. Something is wrong with her stomach or something, blah blah, all I know is she's locked up. They're putting a camera in there to give it a looksie, but unfortunately it won't have an L-series lens on. That makes:

  • Jorge
  • Tara
  • Jessica K
  • Brando
My life is wayyy too much like that Brady Bunch episode with the volcanic rock. Not fun. I'm definitely going to change my ways and never do anything careless, reckless, or unhealthy again.
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There are 9 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by jsand at 08/08/2007 07:14am Reply
It was a cursed tiki statue that caused all that trouble when the Bradys went to Hawaii. Silly bitch, volcanic rock can't carry a curse. Everyone knows that.
Rocking the balls and ass of the blogging world.
comment #1, posted by Jorge R at 08/08/2007 08:52am Reply
Dude.. What is going on... Maybe it's your camera that giving out some crazy radiation that is killing us all...
comment #2, posted by Jorge R at 08/08/2007 09:09am Reply
Tara and I might be in different hospitals but we both have the same hospital gown on right now. America's Next Top Hospital Patient here we come.
comment #3, posted by tara at 08/08/2007 10:48am Reply
I think Jorge has a GREAT idea!!!
i beat bitches up.
comment #4, posted by tara at 08/08/2007 11:31am Reply
The comment above was left by my mom. I agree with Jorge about the camera, something is fishy Thomas.

I should be out of here within the next couple days, Friday at the earliest. I'll keep everyone updated. (Oh and Thomas, I took your advice and got all the deatils on whats wrong with me, remind me to update you later.)
i beat bitches up.
comment #5, posted by jessica k at 08/08/2007 5:39pm Reply
thank god i only had a bad case of disco aids. get better everybody, and stay away from thomas's demon camera.
comment #6, posted by Suzy at 08/08/2007 9:54pm Reply
I disassociating myself with you right now, Thomas. I've got too much to live for.
-Lackner offers me anal on a daily basis.
comment #7, posted by B.A.C. at 08/08/2007 10:08pm Reply
hmmm, I'm perfectly ok considering I've taken a stauncher stance on my diet of alcohol and cigarettes...And it can't be the camera, if it were I would have herpes all over my hands or something.
I am the eggman
comment #8, posted by Wingate at 08/09/2007 03:27am Reply
Bryan don't go there, how do we know you don't? Ha
Just kidding deary
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