MiamiNights - Miami Night Clubs, Nightlife

And of course there is nobody like The Dude over at Finsnation.com that could put it so eloquently.

I expected him to flop around the dance floor like a moose that had just been hit with a tranquilizer dart. Instead, JT was graceful, lithe, with a hint of charming sophistication. I was enchanted.

Jason Taylor is in this seasons Dancing with the Stars. I personally didn't watch JT foxtrot his way into the viewers screens but I know my mum watches that shit so I could hear her through my sound proof room screaming "Oh my god hijo it's that black dude from the Miami Dolphins"! I love my mum, she may be Peruvian but she's there with me on Sundays drinking beers and watching the damn greatest football team ever suck ass year after year. Anyhow I leave you with another gem by the dude (I highly suggest you read his posts, he's a riot):

.....I was even hoping the judges would come out and agree with me that JT was all kinds of awesome and give him a perfect score, as I had already done in my heart. And while he did get favorable scores from the three judges (7-8-7), it wasn't a perfect score. That shit annoyed me to no end. I don't know if standards are usually high on the show. I don't know if they've ever scored higher than a 9. But after they gave their respective scores, I found myself saying to the three judges -- out loud mind you, "Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you." I was officially hooked in.