Let me start off by questioning the title of this post. Doesn't it seem odd? Fashion Week Swim? I know, it's the fashion week for swim wear. But wouldn't 'Fashion Week Swim Wear' have sounded better? Oh well who honestly gives a shit. Next week from July 18-21 at the Raleigh Hotel models will be strutting their stuff in designer bikinis and one pieces for those lucky enough to get the invite to this invitation only event. We would love to attend but unfortunately there is a $90 press fee and that cuts deeply into our "would rather be inebriated having fun elsewhere than the beach" budget. Not to mention were in the red already this month due to terrible accounting on Lackners part.
Just so you know how ueber this event is gonna be, the Herald has heard rumors that the fashion week is expecting the likes of Brooke Hogan, the painfully talentless big boned blond, D list elites the Kardahsians and Miami Nights favorite carpet munching crack whore Lindsey Lohan. Sounds like its going to be a smashing event! If any of our loyal readers goes and cares to share some deetz feel free to comment.
For more info visit Fashion Week Swim webby.

True story. Got a wicked headache from the free voddy to boot.