Mansion Bouncers: Not the assholes we thought?

by B.A.C., 05/21/2008

Well well Mansion bouncers are in the news today not for kicking the shit outta tourists or rap artists but for actually doing something right. Thank god, Mansion was taking a PR beating as of late but I suppose the "For Dummies: How not to be an asshole at the velvet rope" required reading really had an impact. One of the bouncers recognized a fake ID on a tourist in addition to finding a knife on him and kicked him out and called the cops.

Miami Beach Officer Charles King talked to Yaqubie and noticed he had a driver's license that belonged to a homeless man found mortally wounded the morning before near Lincoln Road.

Turns out the knife belonged to the dead bum the kid shanked. Shame on you, everyone knows the first thing you do with stolen goods you obtained through homicide is to pawn them immediately while wearing a hat to conceal your face from the camera. Dumb fucking kid. Oh well, Kudos Mansion bouncers!

[Via South Florida Daily Blog]
Comments disabled Tags: News, Night Life, Nightclubs: Mansion
There are 7 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by Sobe Veteran at 05/21/2008 10:10am Reply
Yeah, except for the fact that this 19 year old kid was booted from INSIDE the club. And please don't tell me he got in with the stolen ID of a 47-year old bum. When clubs like Mansion are letting in 19 year old guys, it's time to start going to smaller venues who actually CARE what their crowd looks like.
comment #1, posted by B.A.C. at 05/21/2008 10:17am Reply
Does it say that in the article? I musta missed it...I has 4th grade kid reading skillz
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comment #2, posted by billermo at 05/21/2008 10:50am Reply
however he got into the club doesnt matter. carrying the god damned ID of someone you just assaulted may be like SO 1337 r0x0|2!!!!!!1
comment #3, posted by billermo at 05/21/2008 10:55am Reply
i mean stupid.
comment #4, posted by mikeeGB at 05/21/2008 12:18pm Reply
I didn't even know the homeless carried ID's. I mean I thought they had a number tattoed on them =X
comment #5, posted by the talking pod at 05/21/2008 1:09pm Reply
Guess The Herald had to make up for badmouthing Mansion somehow.
comment #6, posted by chipi at 05/22/2008 07:41am (reply to comment #5 by the talking pod) Reply
Guess The Herald had to make up for badmouthing Mansion somehow.


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