Mail From the Readers

by Duran, 05/21/2008

I always like helping someone in need. Er, well, okay not always. I only help when it doesn't inconvenience me. So when this came to our mailbox yesterday I knew the only inconvenience would be that it would pull me away from doing any actual work:

from: xxxxxxx <xxxxxxx@comcast.net>
to: miaminightsblog@gmail.com
date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 10:59 PM
mailed by: comcast.net

I’m a good looking guy, not an Adonis but I’m no scrub, and I’m looking for some Hot spots in Miami to find nice Pre-op Shemales but the clubs seem to keep shutting down. The scene seems to keep moving and I can’t seem to keep up so any help would be appreciated. Where can I go to find Hot Shemales In Miami, I live down southand I work on Brickell…Please point me in the right direction…

Thanks In Advance

Regards,

xxxxxxx

Pre-op shemales? That means they still got their manhoods attached, right? Well let's see, there is, um, wait no. How about Flavour? Oh wait, no those girls are technically real girls that just haven't discovered the miracle of Nair, and that bulge in their pants is probably a FUPA (er, ask me later what that means). Maybe the question here is why do shemale-frequented clubs keep closing down? I bet Bush has something to do with this.

Anyway, I'm sure some of you know of some clubs that are chick-with-dick friendly. Or maybe there is a special he/she reading this right now.

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There are 19 comments about this post:
comment #0, posted by SouthPointE at 05/21/2008 6:57pm Reply
Studio A , Oh Yeah there closing down too.
"The ugliest of truths is prettier than
the most beautiful lie"
comment #1, posted by Chuck at 05/21/2008 7:28pm Reply
The Cove? Oh, wait, those are technically chicks too.
comment #2, posted by KEA at 05/21/2008 8:33pm Reply
I remember a place North on Collins....it was called Cuckoos Den or Cuckoos Nest or something with Cuckoo. There were many chicks with dicks and maybe even a few dickless ones too. If your lucky u might even get to see a drag show. (wow, I really dont know why I know this)
comment #3, posted by chipi at 05/22/2008 07:39am Reply
duran, why are you pretending like you didn't write that email.
p.s check the back of the new times hun, there's some pretty freaky shit in there.
kisskiss bangbang.
comment #4, posted by Duran at 05/22/2008 08:16am Reply
chipi, i'm a fucking Adonis, so it ain't me :-P
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
comment #5, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/22/2008 08:34am Reply
Azucar
2301 SW 32nd Ave
(305)441-6974
It's a predominantly gay club but it is def. littered with she-manses.
Plus if you are down for some hilarious drag show, this is the only place to go.
gimme a beat!
comment #6, posted by billermo at 05/22/2008 10:56am Reply
LAUNDRY BAR
comment #7, posted by arielle c. at 05/22/2008 11:30am Reply
fetish parties? you can find every variation of gender and orientation there.
comment #8, posted by Lackner at 05/22/2008 11:51am (reply to comment #7 by arielle c.) Reply
fetish parties? you can find every variation of gender and orientation there.
Where are the good fetish parties now? FF in broward?
pop lock and drop it
comment #9, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/22/2008 12:18pm (reply to comment #8 by Lackner) Reply
fetish parties? you can find every variation of gender and orientation there.
Where are the good fetish parties now? FF in broward?


http://www.fetishfactory.com/anniversary/
gimme a beat!
comment #10, posted by Lackner at 05/22/2008 12:19pm (reply to comment #9 by J*SANCHEZ) Reply
http://www.fetishfactory.com/anniversary/
Fuck that. Driving to broward to go to fetish factory is like buying a nice gold bracelet and Hallmark card for a hooker.
pop lock and drop it
comment #11, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/22/2008 12:41pm Reply
HoeBox Greetings
gimme a beat!
comment #12, posted by arielle c. at 05/22/2008 12:43pm Reply
can people looking for pre-op shemales really be picky about driving cross-county?
comment #13, posted by Lackner at 05/22/2008 12:52pm (reply to comment #12 by arielle c.) Reply
can people looking for pre-op shemales really be picky about driving cross-county?
I get mine from the corner market. I'm trying to reduce my carbon foot print during preop tranny binges.
pop lock and drop it
comment #14, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/22/2008 1:13pm Reply
check the dumpsters on 8th street west of 42 ave... i'm sure you can pick one up dirt cheap...


gimme a beat!
comment #15, posted by Eselvee at 05/22/2008 3:08pm Reply
These aren't nightclubs, but I found A LOT of action on these dating sites. SUrprisingly I found a lot of the SoFLa locals I used to see at the clubs on here now.

http://FindaShemaleLover.com

http://BlackShemaleDating.com

http://AsianShemaleDating.com

http://DateACrossdresser.com

comment #16, posted by Liz at 05/22/2008 4:03pm Reply
I would try the Dunkin Doughnuts on Alton. I saw a large shemale there earlier today. I always feel like Collins after midnight is riddled with these types of lovely ladies(?). Godspeed, perverted business dude.
comment #17, posted by J*SANCHEZ at 05/23/2008 12:19pm Reply
and that bulge in their pants is probably a FUPA (er, ask me later what that means).


FUPA... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
gimme a beat!

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