Liberty City terrorist clique trial wrapping up
Remember those Al Qaeda-lovin, donk-ridin' terrorists that were arrested in Liberty City in 2006? It was probably the best story of the year, from the "this is perfect for Miami Nights" perspective. I'll set the scene for you: there they were, slanging rockz n thangz, doing jumping jacks, praying to Mecca, flippin paper stacks, practicing their terror moves on the monkeybars, etc., when the Feds bust in and rope them all on terrorism charges. Turns out one of their Al Qaeda contacts was actually an FBI plant. As they were arrested in fanciful Department of Homeland Security fashion, black helicopters, bulletproof coffee mugs, all that shit, the ringleader was heard to exclaim "stop snitchin, dawgggg! You messin up da game!"
In any case, their trial is winding down in the coming days. The Herald has more details, written in their usual, cursory, no-details-included perspective. I hope they're found not guilty so they can make a rap album about it.
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Thomas Lackner lives in filth.
