Last minute, post-Valentine's Day free bottle, tonight at Vice!
The problem: Men: I know how it is. You really want to get your pretty precious chonga some special little trinket to add to her charm anklet, but International Mall closes at like 10 p.m. and you didn't wake up until like 7 p.m. Then you have to spend some time getting the most out of your TrannyTrick.com membership. So she's all pissed, she won't STFU: "You told me you loved me," "What about our son," etc. You need to do something to shut her up, and fast. Murder isn't an option: you aren't detail oriented enough to get away with it. The only other option: taking her out to party.
The solution: We're giving away a free bottle tonight at Vice, and we want you to have it. You get free comp admission for four of your closest friends (or family members if you party with grandpa). We're announcing the winner at 6 p.m., so click here to signup now!
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Thomas Lackner lives in filth.
