Kukuma-what-the-fawk in Downtown Miami?

Well I read on Crossfade that Studio A will have a new tenant. Something called Kukaramakara will be taking over the space very soon (can they have a more annoying and pointless website?). Apparently a chain club, Kuk will be a latin club in the heart of 11st. Not sure how this will play out really. I personally HATE chain venues, and I especially hate latin chain venues. I lived in Guatemala for three years and am very well versed on the kind of crap these places serve up. And to think it will be smack in the middle of 11st kinda makes me wonder whether these people did their research. I like the idea of hot Colombian chicks walking around Dtown getting harassed by bums and even possibly finding a drunk gullible one in the wee hours of the morning but personally I hate how presumptuous this type of crowd is.

I like to think of downtown as a progressive area in terms of night life. Not tailoring to the primped up, self indulging beach people; downtown for me is a haven from the life we see all too much in the music videos in which I like to avoid. Will this kinda shit fly in our "ghetto"? I say no. Let's start a pool shall we? I am guessing this Kukuma place will have plenty of capital from their wealthy drug barons in Colombia to survive quite a while so I would hazard a guess they will survive till after WMC 09. What say you?

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Yeah, it will never be as cool as Kimbara Cumbara on 8th Street...

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The implosion of Miami nightlife continues.
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You referring to Downtown Miami Night life Lack? The beach and dtown are 2 completely different beasts. Is this the south beach regalia trying to make inroads in downtown you think that will lead to a spiral of salsa dancing Barcardi Limon drinking d-baggery in our beloved cesspool?

God I hope not.
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The beach is already fucked
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The implosion of Miami nightlife continues.


Please note that I have already diagnosed Lackner with a condition I have coined as Club Induced Stress Disorder wherein the afflicted party shows signs of general disdain for what would normally be considered a fun event. The only known cure at this point is daily doses of narcotics and porn.
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Somebody please slap this B.A.C asshole!
YES PLEASE! I'm a masochist in disguise posing as a pseudo-journalist on this most reputable blog.
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Somebody please slap this B.A.C asshole!

Gladly Louise... although first I am going to apply for my vendor's license, and then I am going get the most tricked out Arepa cart and detachable Materva/ diet coke/ vitamin water- slushie machine and setup shop right on 11th st clubster fuck, at which point i will gladly slap BAC with one of my tasty fresh metal cart made Arepas- or you could take a fucking chill pill, or better yet come by my cart and i will make sure to have an arepa waiting just for you. See you at Dolphin Mall.
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Somebody please slap this B.A.C asshole!

Gladly Louise... although first I am going to apply for my vendor's license, and then I am going get the most tricked out Arepa cart and detachable Materva/ diet coke/ vitamin water- slushie machine and setup shop right on 11th st clubster fuck, at which point i will gladly slap BAC with one of my tasty fresh metal cart made Arepas- or you could take a fucking chill pill, or better yet come by my cart and i will make sure to have an arepa waiting just for you. See you at Dolphin Mall.


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U might b right... Thanks to the drug abuse on downtown Kukara will probably have money to run for years. so F u, F*ing hater. This club is gonna have the hottest chicks in downtown
Unfortunately BAC and Lackner, I think this Kuka place is gonna be popular...I already heard about it from my Latin-circuit friends,who are just squirming to undo the first 10 buttons on their vacuum-sealed shirts, don their white belts and matching white shoes, and gyrate themselves into what appears to be a newer, Colombian version of La Covacha. The Latin club scene is really stale these days and I think people will be attracted to a new venue downtown...the only real competition in the area is Bongo's (which is unnecessarily expensive and has a terrible dance floor). So brush up on your Cumbia, boys, cuz I expect a detailed review of this place, MiamiNights style. :-))))
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Oh J*spot you just make me all a fluster.
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Louise, oye mija, chill your boca...

Just in Miami.. out of every 100 hundred people, 61 are Latin, 18 are white, 18 are black.

Almost every shitty top 40 club has one night that caters to Latin Music.

Ya'll just show up and you might as well consider every club, a latin club.

That Kukawhateverthefuck, will probably last a very short time, you know that little area is going to explode with hot ghetto messes worse than it already is. Someone else will probably get shot, or shanked.. some west side story shit might break out... Studio A was an excellent balance for that area and even THEY had a Latin night. I think it was refreshing Space AND Nocturnal never went that route... That space is cursed. Same old shit.

*That is unless infamous Luis owns it. If not, I bet any amount of money there will be some serious latin mafia wars going on between them. . . wait and see.

*I'll take my arepa now, please* untz untz untz untz
Louise, oye mija, chill your boca...

Just in Miami.. out of every 100 hundred people, 61 are Latin, 18 are white, 18 are black.

Almost every shitty top 40 club has one night that caters to Latin Music.

Ya'll just show up and you might as well consider every club, a latin club.

That Kukawhateverthefuck, will probably last a very short time, you know that little area is going to explode with hot ghetto messes worse than it already is. Someone else will probably get shot, or shanked.. some west side story shit might break out... Studio A was an excellent balance for that area and even THEY had a Latin night. I think it was refreshing Space AND Nocturnal never went that route... That space is cursed. Same old shit.

*That is unless infamous Luis owns it. If not, I bet any amount of money there will be some serious latin mafia wars going on between them. . . wait and see.

*I'll take my arepa now, please* untz untz untz untz


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hey asshole dont even think about say all the shit that you just said in front of a Colombian guy........take it easy..... motherfuc.............
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electrocumbia arepa spatula fight!

LOLS!
mmm arepas! Now i'm hungry.
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B.A,C why don't you go and FUCK YOURSELVE. You r probably the biggest drug user in all Miami, and trust me by the way you write they are not ledding you in at Kukaramakara!! so please you and insert a cucumber in your ASS>> which it might be very open by now..
B.A,C why don't you go and FUCK YOURSELVE. You r probably the biggest drug user in all Miami, and trust me by the way you write they are not ledding you in at Kukaramakara!! so please you and insert a cucumber in your ASS>> which it might be very open by now..
B.A,C why don't you go and FUCK YOURSELVE. You r probably the biggest drug user in all Miami, and trust me by the way you write they are not ledding you in at Kukaramakara!! so please you and insert a cucumber in your ASS>> which it might be very open by now..
Ahhh, the Kuka customers show their true colors. Keep it classy guys!
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Aye Dios Mio Maygn. Eef if yoo donut rite guud u can no cum in to Kukamaroo. Dees r da rulez for yourselve.

Dis person, Orejuelakdksja is encouraging masturbating with a cucumber, no?
Perhaps he will sell pepinos next to the arepa cart? Maybe he is well known for his pepino skillz?

YAY!

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I apologize for all my stereotypical comments.

But they are still not LEDDING you in.

I love when people write phonetically.

**side note** Kuka will prob have the best yay in town!


How in this world can this lady be so disrespectful with the colombian comunity? it's fine to have her point of view, but, quoting: ""I am guessing this Kukuma place will have plenty of capital from their wealthy drug barons in Colombia to survive quite a while"" People like you, that criticize by segregating and stigmatizing, contribute to violenece and discrimination. And by the way, i don't like the club either, but to express it i don't need to say such stupid things.
How in this world can this lady be so disrespectful with the colombian comunity? it's fine to have her point of view, but, quoting: ""I am guessing this Kukuma place will have plenty of capital from their wealthy drug barons in Colombia to survive quite a while"" People like you, that criticize by segregating and stigmatizing, contribute to violenece and discrimination. And by the way, i don't like the club either, but to express it i don't need to say such stupid things.


It would be pretty boring and stale is this were just another "journalistic" site don't u think Diana? I mean, look at what a great comment thread we got going here. Where the fawk are the rest of the South Americans defending the Colombians honor?!?!?1
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People are so uptight about this damn club.
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Arepa power!
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i love arepas!! vote for pedro!! arepas for every one!! @ kuka whatever!! Cum & get it!! you kuka indians!!!
FYI i know the owner.. he works with colombian rock star juanes.. it's not funded by colombian drug barons. so HA
If you consider yourself a good journalist or a least a good writer try to research first and then write about it. Is quite an embarrassment that somebody who has a latin background can stereotype a business that wants to create a latino environment.

By the way just google kukaramacara ... I think it will be a good start point.
Me a journalist? Hardly Paola. Anywhere on this blog have you seen the words "journalist" or "good" in the same sentence? No you haven't

As for your quip about stereotyping; here's a small fact for you, WE LIVE IN MIAMI THE NORTH AMERICAN HUB FOR LATINOS. The Latino environment was created a long fucking time ago. We don't need anymore kthx
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Me a journalist? Hardly Paola. Anywhere on this blog have you seen the words "journalist" or "good" in the same sentence? No you haven't

As for your quip about stereotyping; here's a small fact for you, WE LIVE IN MIAMI THE NORTH AMERICAN HUB FOR LATINOS. The Latino environment was created a long fucking time ago. We don't need anymore kthx

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FUCK B.A.C. KUKARA IS THE BEST PLACE IN MIAMI FOR ALL LATIN AMERICANS , I DON'T COUNT THE FUCKING BLACKS, LOW CLASS CUBANS AND OFF COURSE THE WHITE TRASH (RED NECKS) , THEY DOESN'T HAVE MONEY AND MANNERS TO GO INSIDE, SORRY SUCKERS ANS B.A.C. COLOMBIA HAVE THE BEST PLACE HERE AND IS GONNA BE HERE FOR LONG TIME , I SWEAR GOD IF I SEE B.A.C. I WILL KICK HIS DIRTY FACE MOTHER?????? LOSER.
FUCK B.A.C. KUKARA IS THE BEST PLACE IN MIAMI FOR ALL LATIN AMERICANS , I DON'T COUNT THE FUCKING BLACKS, LOW CLASS CUBANS AND OFF COURSE THE WHITE TRASH (RED NECKS) , THEY DOESN'T HAVE MONEY AND MANNERS TO GO INSIDE, SORRY SUCKERS ANS B.A.C. COLOMBIA HAVE THE BEST PLACE HERE AND IS GONNA BE HERE FOR LONG TIME , I SWEAR GOD IF I SEE B.A.C. I WILL KICK HIS DIRTY FACE MOTHER?????? LOSER.


I think this is the best comment we have ever seen on MN. Kudos Farid, kudos.
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Out of all these comments, I haven't seen ONE that makes sense. I am pleased to say that I am Hispanic and I am very very proud of latin music and culture. I do feel sorry however, for those of you who don't even know colombian culture well, or pre-judge a place because is Latin. Kukaramakara is a night club chain very well known are extremely succesful because of its music and atmosphere, I believe that it will last a long time, because it offers an upscale enviroment SO RARE in southbeach and mostly american music night clubs. Now, I am not against any other type of music or enviroment, but I happen to enjoy good music, well good dance music, something that you can really enjoy instead of that bumbum that offers hip hop. Aside from all of this, I hope all of you grow up, and realize that miami is a melting pot of all cultures, fortunately or unfortunately mostly latin. Respect all cultures, no one is better than the other, and about music and nightclubs just go wherever you please and leave those who enjoy excellent latin clubs in the downtown area dance in peace.

Peace out.
THE BEST PLACE IN MIAMI. IS THE BEST NIGHT CLUB EVER SEEN IN TOWN. THE BEST CHICKS... YOU ARE NOT RIGHT. IT IS VERY VERY HOT.
I haven’t been to the place but so far there has been some pretty good Spanish Rock Bands 2 the place. I got to say I have heard good things about. I will be sure 2 check the place out soon. I don’t get how 1 night out is such a big deal. It seems like the freaking presidential debate in here. For the record not every-1 likes to listen to house music every weekend. Your options in downtown r either go listen to house all night or go real ghetto. So I Say it’s a good addition to the area. Besides not everyone is a club head who wants to party all morning. I actually wish there was more places where you could see live bands. Besides as you know a whole lot of Colombians go to Space, parkwest hell a lot of Colombians hang out at Downtown so am not sure how this author thinks it wouldn’t work out. It is a chain in Colombia not here so who gives a Fu%*!!
Me a journalist? Hardly Paola. Anywhere on this blog have you seen the words "journalist" or "good" in the same sentence? No you haven't

As for your quip about stereotyping; here's a small fact for you, WE LIVE IN MIAMI THE NORTH AMERICAN HUB FOR LATINOS. The Latino environment was created a long fucking time ago. We don't need anymore kthx




UHHHH I think u might wanna look into living some where else. " I love Hater's!!!! "
Why u so upset ? lol
You referring to Downtown Miami Night life Lack? The beach and dtown are 2 completely different beasts. Is this the south beach regalia trying to make inroads in downtown you think that will lead to a spiral of salsa dancing Barcardi Limon drinking d-baggery in our beloved cesspool?

God I hope not.


U Do realize that there is more Latin’s hanging out in Downtown then most cultures right? Have u ever even been there?!? I mean if am not mistaken That’s a lot of young Colombians back yard every Saturday!
U Do realize that there is more Latin’s hanging out in Downtown then most cultures right? Have u ever even been there?!? I mean if am not mistaken That’s a lot of young Colombians back yard every Saturday!


No question here, Miami is a LAtin culture. What I am saying is that the downtown miami scene is not Latin. Yes latin kids are there, but is the dancing, club culture there? I don't think so. Then again I'm only 1 half breed latin kid speaking his mind.
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U Do realize that there is more Latin’s hanging out in Downtown then most cultures right? Have u ever even been there?!? I mean if am not mistaken That’s a lot of young Colombians back yard every Saturday!


No question here, Miami is a LAtin culture. What I am saying is that the downtown miami scene is not Latin. Yes latin kids are there, but is the dancing, club culture there? I don't think so. Then again I'm only 1 half breed latin kid speaking his mind.




Good so u understand that it has a chance of working out. Being that there is such a big Latin community. I’m just saying why bash it so soon. U might be surprised. If it didn’t work well no surprise there not a lot of clubs do in Miami. And if you’re truly Colombian most of the Spanish clubs or Colombian clubs you would go 2 are not at the beach there by our house. lol
So as a Colombian I find it great that there a spot that you could listen to some good different music and if your up to it hey some after hrs a walk away.
OOH and to think I almost forgot to apply for my vendors license.
Arepas, vitamin water, and (being that I'm a notary) I will agree to marry couples for a nominal charge. Heck, I'll even throw in a complementary arepa.
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YOU BUNCH OF INMATURES! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS A REALLY GOOD DISCO IF YOU WRITE THAT ABOUT KUKARAMAKARA. IF THERES A CHAIN ALL AROUND SOUTH AMERICA IS NOT BECAUSE IS A BAD DISCO!!!
WHEN YOU START TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD AND KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE F CULTURE THEN COME AND WRITE HERE....LOOSERSSS
I luff Miami!
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YOU BUNCH OF INMATURES! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS A REALLY GOOD DISCO IF YOU WRITE THAT ABOUT KUKARAMAKARA. IF THERES A CHAIN ALL AROUND SOUTH AMERICA IS NOT BECAUSE IS A BAD DISCO!!!
WHEN YOU START TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD AND KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE F CULTURE THEN COME AND WRITE HERE....LOOSERSSS


LOL KITEHI , the only portion of the world I haven't been to is Asia. I think I know a thing or two about Culture. As for spelling and grammar, i learned about those in elementary

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IF THERES A CHAIN ALL AROUND SOUTH AMERICA IS NOT BECAUSE IS A BAD DISCO!!!


Damn those chains
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Woah okay, where to start?

1- People need to chill.
2- Please don't talk about a country and it's culture if you have NEVER been there or lived there.
3- Kukaramakara is a VERY popular night club in Colombia. I have personally lived in Colombia and I have been to this nightclub both in Colombia and here in Miami.

I actually loved it. I was a bit reluctant as to where it is located..but once inside you seem to forget this nightclub is next to space and 90 degrees. Great legendary Spanish rock bands and artists have performed and the ambient is great.

Now it's a whole different story if you don't enjoy Spanish music, then I can see why you would not like it, but don't bash it comparing it to other low class Spanish nightclubs. (i.e La Covacha which was at it's peak BACK IN THE 90's now it's full of the typical Miami ref sporting armani exchange, white sunglasses and sucking on a lollipop.) No offense.

I also happen to know the owners of the nightclub and they are not associated with "drug barons". Just so you all know..not every wealthy person in Colombia is a drug Baron.

Now with that said, like every other nightclub in Miami it lasts only a couple of years then it turns into a low class nightclub or all ages club.

It's simple if you don't like Spanish music don't go, if you do. well check it out if want.


It is obvious the B.A.C doesn't like the idea of a Colombian (Salsa Orientated) Club, well then again he's from Guatemala. Maybe he should visit the Norteno Clubs in Homestead. Kukaramakara rocks in Hot Colombian women in Mini's, the variety of latin music is great. Hey if the Colombian, Cubans, Venezuelanas and Argentinians (That salsa, Obviously ) that predominate Miami Like it and the club bringing in the revuene, ass and crowd, then its a success! Who cares if no one else likes it F#$&*K IT!
That's the point Escobar, who cares if no one else likes it. I'm one person, on the internets, posting an opinion. Not sure why people are getting all a flutter.
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Hello, somebody knows about " New Year eve in Kukaramakara"??? please let me know... We are 20 people...and We would like a party there
Kukaramakara new year eve info.... call 7863706019 or 7864137897 ask for Catalina...
learn about clubs people kukaramakara could'nt better than any place in miami!!!!!! not all those other clubs were you just go and can't even walk!!! stop hating what if its latin whyat if its colombian any problem sounds very personal!!!!
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