Ahhhhhh, Karu & Y. What can be said about one of Miami's greatest flaming turds in history? The venue itself is a beaut, but your management was cursed with down syndrome. New management you say? $10 million more in investments you say? Can this work you ask? God knows, but this weekend the legend goat will be going another round with the fickle denizens of this great city. I even recently received my glossy "VIP" card in the mail for the opening weekend. It states I get free entry +1 with no hassle at the door...No hassle you say? I'll make sure to put this to the test. Anyhow to christen this new beginning Karu has booked a tremendous act actress porn star Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson from the show The Girls Next Door. SMASHING!
Attention, by clicking here you will be forwarded to the most epileptic video invitation this side of Aldous Huxley's account of mescaline use in "The Doors of Perception". Good luck, and remember to convulse in a padded area. Karu & Y is located at 71 NW 14th Street Miami, FL 33136.
The usual schoolroom antics are going on at our place if you guys wanna quick laugh.