Gallery: Infected Mushroom @ Pawn Shop, Oh God Make It Stop Edition

I thought it was a joke. I walk in, all happy (or maybe sad, I can't remember; if I could, I would be a journalist and not a blogger), ready to party, contact high from being in Mickey Avalon's esteemed presence, etc. I dive into the bar as I usually do, ready to coat my sadness with liquor, and then I stop, frozen, like those old ladies in the middle of the road right when they realize how close the grill of your late-80s Mercedes sedan is to their rusty walker.

"Trance. They are playing fucking trance," I think to myself desperately. I run to the nearest Greek Orthodox calendar to check the date (don't forget, next Tuesday is the Forefeast of the Holy Cross!) and make sure that I haven't somehow traveled back in time to 1999.

I'm ashamed of you people. How can you accumulate in public places like that, mob me like that, pay a fortune to hear trance? You wily drug addicts freak me out. Anyway, enjoy the pics. It was truly an interesting experience.

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Pookie-heads!
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
There is more than enough info in the name "infected mushroom" to make it clearly obvious that there was gon be raverin, son.
I thought it was a folk rock band that spoke out about food safety issues in the Pacific Northwest.
pop lock and drop it
It just wouldn't stop....hours of trance. I was awash with terrible memories of pacifiers, brightly fluorescent streaks of light nearly poking my eyes out and the terribly bright and neon colored wardrobes that should have been burned years ago.
I am the eggman
About this photo >> haha we'r coverd in sweat.
and it smelled like grandmas BO all over the place
Buh
we shoulda taken extacy....
Buh
fuck that i dont want to become like those people!!
pop lock and drop it
About this photo >> not a bad pic actually.. haha
About this photo >> ya feelin it?
About this photo >> I nearly lost a nipple taking that pic
I am the eggman
About this photo >> yeah thats me....
and yeah.... i was. :)
About this photo >> this picture kicks! i wish that was me
About this photo >> those pics are easy to pose, let's take some next time i see you out..
pop lock and drop it
dude. they were actually good. trance/triphop/electro from israel was sweet. i actually hopped around a bit,

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