Caustic Encounters
I worry sometimes what the world has come to. What happened to good old fashion courting a mate, drugging them, and then luring the back to your place? Seems the mighty internet has bypassed the unnecessary courtship and gone straight for the meet me up, let's fuck and don't bother with names. That's why I've decide to post weekly on the hilariousness of Craigslist's Casual Encounters section. Here is where men, and well mostly men, and maybe a tranny or two, post their desire to hookup using words like "hung", "beefy", "masculine" and "the". Fair warning, 99 percent of the "women" listed here either aren't women or are fake postings -- not that I'd personally know.
So on we go to the wonderful world of rip-and-dip hookups that people like Larry Craig only know. Listings after the jump, because as you may know they are NSFW:
- First things first, remind me never to use airplane lavatories again. What is wrong with these people? Can't you keep your fucking labido in control for a measly 8 hours?
- A couple that makes porn together stays together. Funny thing is, I get the weird feeling the man, not the woman, is more into what kind of guy she hooks up with. I mean the post reads like a Harlequin romance novel: "Are you hung (over 9") blk man, fit (have 6 pack stomach)?" Yes and yes!
- This one is looking for a tranny. He says he has high standards -- um, you are posting if fucking Craigslist! You're standards went out the door the moment your hands let go of your dick to type the man-seeking-chick-with-dick ad.
- There is nothing better than scheduling your hook-ups properly. You make a plan and go with it.
- Hooking up anonymously I imagine is sort of like a sales pitch, you need to convince someone in a short period of time that they want to buy what your selling. I give this guy props for emphasize his abilities with all caps and the descriptive adjectives and adverbs only add to its charm. It sounds like he's selling a vacation deal with all this talk about "kickin' back".
- Two words: rape alert!
