Breaking News: Bleach and Mountain Dew a contraception tool
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.
Oh those crazy people to the north. To get a better understanding of the situation up there with the youngsters and their mountain dew/bleach concoctions I decided to contact a reputable source who says he has been teaching the ways of Dew Bleaching for years, Mr. Pauly Crush. Upon hearing the news Orlando DJ Pauly Crush vigorously defended the campaign he started some years ago to get mountain dew and bleach approved to be sold over the counter. Crush emphatically states "you see, it's all in how you mix it". According to Mr. Crush the state is to fault because of lack of educational funding, "the kids these days have no background in chemistry. When I started DJing chemistry was required as a gen-ed. Now it's all yoga and botany."
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