Bestiality soon to be illegal in Florida :(

I has a confessions. Molly is my 5 pound Miniature Pinscher. She and I have had a chastity vow since we started dating because we felt that, if we are truly in love - real love, romantic love, can't-wait-to-get-home-and-snuggle love - then there is no reason to rush into dirty meaningless sex. We've been waiting, and that's beautiful, and that's romance. And now it's all going to be for nothing.

We are being systematically raped of our rights by ivory tower closed-minded bible thumping conservative politicians who are in a rush to put a band aid on the made-up problem of human-animal love just to score some votes in the upcoming election season. (No one wants to be the candidate who "loves sex with animals.") And all this because one hick gets drunk and rapes and murders a goat. What if we banned human-human sex every time that happened?! Sheesh.

Let me ask you this: who's complaining? Surely not the animals. When was the last time you saw an iguana bitching about how much dirty sex it's having with that hot blonde waif from down the street? I've never heard of a donkey complaining about the thread count of the sheets on the water bed after spending its life in a drafty old barn.

Wake up, sheeple! First they take our goatsex rights, then they barcode our foreheads! 911 was an inside job! Stand up for your man-beast sex rights!

Oh well. We still have Georgia.

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But making bestiality illegal will be a part of the allure. Next thing you know, rather than snorting lines, the kids will be porking their chow-chows and calicos. Zoophiliacs will become the new hipsters. Love me some lamas.
Politicans will back off of this anti-animal-love position once they realize that beastiality perverts vote, but sheep don't.
Even the call-girls are hanging-up on me...
I think they will back off once they realize the animal-sexers move onto unsuspecting college chicks looking for a girls gone wild camera
I am the eggman
I believe they are doing this because according to our politicians on the right homosexuality leads to bestiality. It makes sense, take care of them goat fuckers first, then move on to them queers right there.
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
Why should sex be dirty and meaningless? When I love someone, I love their mind and conversation and grace and body. The body is a part of someone, I love it with the rest. I have sexual appetite, all right, but I control myself and I live with my sexuality, not fighting it.

Regards, Wok
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