Barterwhores and other up and coming terms

by Lackner, 04/14/2008

I have been hearing people call each other barterwhores all weekend. I think this is because there are really that many barterwhores out there. Congratulations, guys! So as these things always go, at this point I've decided we need to shorten the term to ease our text messaging frenzy. "bwhores" stand up and be counted.

In addition, I've noticed that everyone keeps being way too verbose with me. Often I'll be totally ripped and I'll get a text spanning three messages. I'm sorry guys, I just can't handle that level of verbosity. For that reason, I'm trying to popularize "too long; didn't read" - abbreviated, of course, as "tl;dr".

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Thomas Lackner lives in filth.

3 comment(s)   //   Tags: Chonga Time, Night Life, Things Nobody Cares About

There are 3 comments about this post:

comment #0, posted by keyrat at 04/14 5:41pm (Reply to this comment)
tl;dr s?

bwhores: is that read like boars or like the b in btards?
comment #1, posted by jhf at 04/15 01:12am (Reply to this comment)
so this is how abbreviations get popular... you announce them before hand... i'm i the only one feeling something is just not right with that???? jhf
comment #2, posted by Lackner at 04/15 02:19am (Reply to this comment)
E.

(That's an abbreviation for "exactly")

Actually, I'm doing this out of necessity. I don't want to type "barterwhores" anymore, and I need to start typing "tl;dr" when people annoy me (always). So think of this as a kind of grassroots campaign rather than something done purely for the powerful tl;dr Abbreviation Lobby.
pop lock and drop it

 



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