Arrested Supermodel UPDATE

As you readers likely know, May Anderson was arrested for slapping up a flight attendant (no word yet on the extent of her injuries) on her flight from Amsterdam last Friday. The SI model apparently consumed too many carbs while on the flight and went berserk, resulting in her spending the night in a women’s detention center and paying $3,000 bail. Andersen was then taken into custody by the ‘Migra’ and refused entry into the United States. She will be deported back to Amsterdam on the next available flight. This continues a string of supermodel gone wild assualts on helpless ugly service people, which we witnessed last month when Naomi Cambell chucked a cell phone at her housekeeper and busted open her head. Let this be a lesson to all you aspiring supermodels, the consumption of carbohydrates can lead to feral, inexplicable frenzy’s that will get you deported. Stick to the “diets” your 14 yr old anorexic bodies can handle.

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no carbs! go may!
I have fresh news from Denmark regarding this incident. Because miss. Andersen is belonging to the Danish upper class even the secret police have been involved. This investigation of the blood sample made in Miami has shown no drugs. Denmark is a small country so their so-called secret investigation is no secret to most Danes.

There are two theories of how the incident went to bad as it did:

1) The Dutch's flight attendant was angry of Danes because Denmark as a country has aided the Unites Nation in clearing up what exactly did occur when 7000 people were shot under Dutch protection during the
Balkan wars. It was pretty clear that the amount of dead would not have been so huge if the Dutch soldiers had not help with the selection of men and woman.

2) The Dutch's flight attendant was seeking a hero status hiding behind your hero's from 9/11. Reviews from customers that have used the company have shown arrogant and rude people among their personnel.

Accounts made by co-passengers on the flight and the woman herself have shown that she indeed did push a flight attendant away because he tried to adjust her seat during the flight when she was asleep. She woke by the adjustment with his face just a few centimeters away from her. It took her by surprise and she pushed him away making him angry. But how angry she did not know at the time a she went to sleep a minute later. Her girlfriend next to her did not wake during this incident.

So she agreed to a kind of violent behavior even if it is a kind of reflex.

She was still sleeping as the plane landed as she woke by the police grapping her and pulling her up to her feet's. She was confused and still sleepy. She was not able to understand what the officers said and did in that way refuse the arrest.

So the police were right. She did not respond immediately to their orders so she had to be arrested.

Danes finds her destiny a little to hard regarding the punishment measuring the crime.

Therefore in Denmark groups are not formed to inform Danes of the danger of visiting and dealing with the U.S. The same groups are presently working for an end of Denmark's involvement in Iraq. The fight against terror has obvious turned into a fight for the removal of freedom for the people.

First result could be seen yesterday when one of the mayor parties in Denmark suggested that Denmark should be out of Iraq on 1. July. The proposal would now be discussed in our parliament.
The court has spoken. May Andersen did do a wrong judgment, when she went to Florida. Her human rights was violated and now she had the courts word for it. She should have stayed in Denmark, where her actions would not have got her sentenced.

Her lack of knowledge regarding the peculiarly rules in your society was punished in a way which showed that the court did not do the same mistake as she did.

They did not put her in jail, which only could have made her a hero back home in Denmark. They ordered her to anger management instead.

All psychiatric treatment is regarded as shameful in Denmark. So now she has to continue her career in New York, because she has status as a mentally handicapped in Denmark.

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