Air and Sea Show canceled for 2008

Hello Ft. Lauderdale. How are you? Last time I was there you showed me exactly why I hate you so. In fact I needed a hazardous material scrubbing when I got home to remove the stench of suck that clinged to my body. Sort of like BO, only on a monumental scale. Apparently McDonalds finally realized the stench was from your county and not their trans fat injected french fries. So naturally they did not renew their sponsorship for the air show. I think the press release said something like "We will now be holding the show in Iraq. Less overhead, all the supplies are already in place and we can include dead Iraqi children in the show."
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Wow... this is the first time I've EVER chuckled at anything you've written B.A.C.!
Ghost of Miami Nights Past
I think my humor is a little over you Duran. Glad I could play to your "sense of humor" all be it a little lowly for me....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am the eggman
YOU SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER, HOW CAN YOU CANCEL A SHOW LIKE THAT?
this guy probally thinks our own gov blew up the twin towers or better yet a hologram plane flew into it. what a loser.the reason the air and sea show got so bad was because it was free (you get what you pay for) and drew a very low class crowd.beer drinking beer belly scum with very few teeth!!!!!!!!good riddens.
the air and sea show was always awesome in my book. there was p[lenty of hot chcik in bathing suits and trust me the low class people werent so low because they too had too pay allot for parking beer etc. the vendors made a fortune by charging 5 bucks for water and 8-10 bucks for a chicken pita sandwhich. this rreminds me of the days when ft lauderdal got rid of the spring breakers. I just dont understand why?? It was a great show that yes was for free but I guess In america there getting rid of that too because there will be no more free shows or lunches. Either you will have money or you will dirt poor. the middle class has been assasinated...

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