A very pornly weekend: Tera Patrick, Gina Lynn and Jesse Jane
Hi guys. I'm in lala land as a result of the pleasing medications delivered to me after a root canal. It was overall a pleasant experience except the bill. Anyway I forgot how to make up sentences so forgive me for this post.
This weekend is eXXXotica, which is basically the fuckin-n-suckin equivalent of the boat show. That means Miami is crawling in more dirty pornwhores than ever before.
It starts tonight with Tera Patrick at Vice, the upstairs of Cameo. The party is presented by Ciroc and features DJ Irie and Louis Dee.
It continues tomorrow at Glass. We're giving away a free bottle for the official eXXXotica Afterparty at Glass, featuring Jesse Jane and Gina Lynn. They'll be prancing around like ponies and balancing things on their heads and being immoral.
Load up on antibiotics, antique full-body steel diving suits, and preapproved credit cards: it's porn time in Miami.
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Thomas Lackner lives in filth.
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