Today in Miami..

How do you make Miami people look like Rock of Love rejects?

Give them hideous props and let them think they are rockstars. Check out the photo booth pictures from the Chromeo event last week at the Fifth courtesy of Polite In Public. Trust me, it's not pretty. Although, it's insanely funny but for all the wrong reasons. Thank god I was sober, but if not there was a good chance you would have seen my drunk ass in this gallery.
2 comment(s), last by Zenith: "Not at all, Thats pretty good shit." - add your thoughts

Chromeo LIVE at The Fifth!?!

File this under "What were they thinking?" Chromeo is stopping by The Fifth Thursday, April 17, for a special live peformance along with Louis XIV. Why the fuck would Chromeo play at The Fifth? I mean Studio A is just over the causeway and a much better venue for this kind of show. I can't for the life of me understand this decision.

And for those wondering why Chromeo was oddly absent during WMC, it seems that being MTV's Artist of the Week is enough reason to raise your appearance rate to $10,000. I was told most promoters laughed at the figured and told them "No thanks." I mean asking for that kind of money and not even having a hit on your repertoire is pretty ballsy and Chromeo ended up losing big time for having big egos.

But I guess they are back to redeem themselves with this special concert. Tickets are on sale for $20 at www.bfg.tickets.musictoday.com. But I do have some bad news kiddies -- the event is 21 and over. I'm not sure if the Fifth understands 80% of Chromeo's fan base is probably under the age of 20.

In case you have no idea who Chromeo is, I leave you with their '80s-insipired music video for "Bonafide Lovin'".

17 comment(s), last by eddy: "dave, thanks for downlow ... i bet chromeo is going to wonder what's up with the fifth as well. ..." - add your thoughts