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The Ghetto Revitalized: Washington Ave between 5th & 8th (UPDATED)

We all know about Washington Ave between 5th and 8th street: you just don't go there. You're going to get shanked, shot, beat up or wrongfully arrested as a suspected drug dealer. While Lackner likes to spend his Sunday nights in the alleys instigating knife fights, the rest of us sane people have avoided that stretch like the plague. And for good reason, the place had degenerated into an under 18 hoodlums paradise awash with spanglish gangeros and chongas.

It wasn't always like that, back in the early days through the early and mid 90's that stretch was the place to be and be seen. But like everyone knows in this industry, times change quickly. Washington between 5th and 8th quickly took a nose dive. Crappy club owners took over once prestigious establishments like The Living Room and Bash and effectively turned the strip into a cornucopia of thugs and cornrolls. South Beach magnate Gerry Kelly makes a pointed observation in the article with this comment:

"It was a gradual decline from 1996 onward -- you could just see it," he says. 'There was a huge influx of people that came to South Beach and saw all the models, all the success of Bash and others, and one year later a lot of people said, 'Owning a club is the next best thing to being a rock star,' so you had a lot of inexperienced nightclub operators...who didn't share the same dress code or the same marketing values."

But things are beginning to change in the area as those old, god forsaken venues (Club Deep, Troy, Goddess, Templo, etc, etc) are beginning to close down and new more intelligent business owners are beginning to move in. Venues like Dek23, Gem, The Angler's Hotel, Heathrow UK Lounge are starting to turn the strip around. We're still not at the point we were during the heyday, but at the very least that part of the strip is walkable again between the hours of 10pm-5am. I personally wasn't old enough to experience the 1990's decade of glam but it seems a new era of club owners wants to bring this dilapidated stretch back to life and they seem committed to bringing us club goers a new and safe area to stumble our liquor laden selves around in, without the threat of a wild Lackner jumping out from behind a parked Vespa wielding his rusty Army surplus store knife.

UPDATE: Reader Nathan Bliss left comments regarding this area in a previous post about Bella Rose which sheds more light on this Christmas like miracle revitalization of Washington Ave between 5th and 8th street:

The seedy area u referred to between 5th and 8th has dramatically improved over the past year. The completion of the street construction project along with the opening of the new Anglers Resort (which is rivaling Prime 112 as the to be seen Saturday night Restaurant) has dramatically improved the area. I remember when I couldn't walk down the street at night with my wife without being harassed. It is nothing like that anymore and there are some decent clubs in that area that are worthwhile checking out, including the new Ora Ultra Lounge (formerly Ink) and Gem Nightclub. Also, a new club is opening up in the space formerly occupied by Goddess and being operated by some South Beach heavy hitters. History shows that hot areas in South Beach change over the years and this little area is heating up again.
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Gallery: Saturday @ O, Gem, and Pawn Shop

Many hours and annoyed cab drivers later..

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Gem minireview (Updated)

I took the risk of going to Washington Ave with my party to check out Gem. We didn't even have bulletproof vests or any gas in the Bushmaster. That's how much I love you guys, in a very Discovery Channel-style protective and nurturing way.

I am happy to report it was not ghetto. Maybe it was some kind of weird thug holiday or something but it was actually a good mix of people despite the address. Mr. Mauricio did a good job as well.

Decor: 3/5. It wasn't cheap or anything like that, but it also didn't stand out. A lot of white involved (paint, you filthy drug addict).
Drink prices: 4/5. 2 x vodka-based ladydrinks + 1 beer: $28. Considering common prices on the beach (and mumble about the Euro @ 1.50:1), this is a decent deal.
Crowd: 4/5. Neither too Kendall, nor too Hialeah, nor too many annoying househeads. Wasn't slammed, but wasn't too empty.
Music: 3.5/5. Though none of the DJs that I follow around like a little puppy were playing, I had no complaints that I can remember. Then again it didn't stand out, though I do have peculiar taste.
Parking: South Beach. Irrelevant.
Staff: 5/5. Unusually attractive and friendly (though the 10lbs of camera equipment hanging around may have helped).
Bathroom: 3.5/5. Very clean and well staffed but too small.
Suggestions: Make the main room smaller and close side areas. Cram us in like sweaty little drunk sardines and install something to block off the view of the club as you walk in (example, Bed's solid wall inside the door). Once done, tell door staff to be 15% more selective each week until only rich beautiful people are left. Reconsider door policy in March when tourists are gone.

Look for the pics which will be posted later tonight.

Updated: examples of what I consider a 5 on each of those points is now included inside. I value your feedback and counterpoints.

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New party: Saturdays @ Gem

ONS and Smac are teaming up to bring a new party to Gem, located at 641 671 Washington Ave. I don't have many details at this point, so I'll just dump a flyer on your lap and call it a day.

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