From reader Diesel:
Cameo was raided by cops BOTH Friday and Saturday night. From what I hear Friday they were served with a huge fine, which they paid in cash, and Saturday they came in with UCs and dogs. Dirt?
If you have any deetz or first hand knowledge feel free to comment and fill us in. Why were they raided? Noise compliance, underage drinking, illegal activity (drugz)? Give us some dirt!
Hi guys. I'm in lala land as a result of the pleasing medications delivered to me after a root canal. It was overall a pleasant experience except the bill. Anyway I forgot how to make up sentences so forgive me for this post.
This weekend is eXXXotica, which is basically the fuckin-n-suckin equivalent of the boat show. That means Miami is crawling in more dirty pornwhores than ever before.
It starts tonight with Tera Patrick at Vice, the upstairs of Cameo. The party is presented by Ciroc and features DJ Irie and Louis Dee.
{{photo:right:20100}} It continues tomorrow at Glass. We're giving away a free bottle for the official eXXXotica Afterparty at Glass, featuring Jesse Jane and Gina Lynn. They'll be prancing around like ponies and balancing things on their heads and being immoral.
Load up on antibiotics, antique full-body steel diving suits, and preapproved credit cards: it's porn time in Miami.
I feel bad for all the people who are going to Orlando to see Justice. Not just because Orlando is the real-life version of that movie The Hills Have Eyes. No, I feel bad because they'll be missing Tommie Sunshine at Vice. It's ok, we can plan our mockery and heap scorn upon them together, because I'm giving away a free bottle for one lucky winner and his band of mutants. Doors open at 10 because it's Spring Break.
The problem: Men: I know how it is. You really want to get your pretty precious chonga some special little trinket to add to her charm anklet, but International Mall closes at like 10 p.m. and you didn't wake up until like 7 p.m. Then you have to spend some time getting the most out of your TrannyTrick.com membership. So she's all pissed, she won't STFU: "You told me you loved me," "What about our son," etc. You need to do something to shut her up, and fast. Murder isn't an option: you aren't detail oriented enough to get away with it. The only other option: taking her out to party.
The solution: We're giving away a free bottle tonight at Vice, and we want you to have it. You get free comp admission for four of your closest friends (or family members if you party with grandpa). We're announcing the winner at 6 p.m., so click here to signup now!
Set leads the pack for the most nominations by any Miami venue for this year's 2008 Club World Award to be held Wednesday, March 26 at -- um, well Set during Winter Music Conference. The Opium Group's luxury lounge is nominate for Best Lounge, Best New Venue, Best Sound System, Best Video System, Best Interior Design and Best Resident VJ. Cameo also scored multiple nominations for Best Lighting System, Best Interior Design, Best Renovation and Best One-Off. Mansion, Pawn Shop, Space, Karu & Y, Nikki Beach and Prive also scored nominations.
Full list of nominees after the jump.
Cameo is having their big New Years Eve explosion extravaganza Sunday night. If you don't feel like schlepping out to the beach and attempting to survive the New Years Eve money pit, this is your alternative. We're giving one lucky winner (and four of their closest friends) a free bottle because we didn't get anyone anything for Christmas so this is our lame attempt at making up for it. SMAC has brought us a lot of fun during 2007, and unless Satan rips a gash in the surface of the earth and jumps out of the resulting firey chasm, this will be fun as well.
I don't listen to any artists from the past. I delete all mp3s once they reach 14 days of age. I often purchase all the old vinyl at thrift stores and burn it in a heap in my back yard, huffing the fumes and electrocuting my groin with parts from an old reel-to-reel tape recorder.
However, if you like to reflect on old jamz from back in the day, you will be delighted to know that Slick Rick and Biz Markee are at Cameo tonight. Also, America's Top Model Caridee English will likely be there. Check it.
This Wednesday Miami Nights along with SMAC Entertainment will be playing host to the Cameo/Vice Wild Turkey Thanksgiving Party and SMAC's 10 year anniversary with DJ's Ztrip and Shawn Rudnick. Win a FREE bottle this Wednesday @ Vice courtesy of us and even if you don't win a bottle the first 50 people to sign up will get guest list love. Join your favorite drunk bloggers and get harassed incessantly for naked pictures!!!
CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE BOTTLE
You're partying with me, Bryan, and a bunch of really toned French people at Vice. Leave your schedule open. We have our own guest list. Prepare yourselves!
Tonight is Eric Prydz at Cameo. And Space. AT THE SAME TIME. It's a miracle of modern science.
No, but really. He will be doing a set at Cameo comprised entirely of his own productions. What other DJ can do that? Who cares, it's Eric Prydz.
After that, he will supposedly be making the move across the great lake that separates good from evil at 4 am to begin his afterhours adventure at Space. I'm willing to bet that this will be substantially harder to get into, so don't take any chances.
You may know him as the creator of that god awful track 'World Hold on again'...wait, no....it's 'Proper Education', the 'Another Brick in the Wall' rework that you've been hearing everywhere for the past year and a half. He is also responsible for the only time anyone on Earth ever wanted to dance to a Steve Winwood track (although unknowingly), you may know it as 'Call on me'.
Either way, the man has about nine thousand production aliases, so you will most likely hear things that you had no idea he made. I implore you to dance and learn.
Since the uploader NEVER works for me, and no one cares to help me fix it, I shall leave you with a link to my favorite track from him, under the alias Pryda. See you tonight!
Heeeyyy kiddssss! (I say that to seem as old and creepy as possible) We're giving away another bottle at Vice for Smac's new Monday party. The latest research from doctors proves conclusively that getting drunk on a Monday is both good for your health and career. Don't resist me on this; I'm wearing one of those reflectors on my head that proves I know what I'm talking about. Now stop jerking off to that weird monster faun thing from Pan's Labyrinth and enter the contest!
Smac is expanding the Monday night party hotness selection with a new night at the venerable Vice, upstairs of Cameo. Expect a strongly hiphop flavored, upscale party with selective door and absolutely no one wearing Crocs. DJ Surge and Stevie J are doing the musicals. Want to go? RSVP before 7pm at 304-993-4480 or email michaelm@smacent.com
They came to me all, "hey, post up our flyer," and I fired back, "hell no, we need to give out a free BOTTLE!" Then we armwrestled in a little weird Mexican cantina with like scorpions and old toothless women. I won, so we're doing a bottle.
Click here to win a free bottle tonight at Vice! or view the full-sized flyer
Congratulations to producer Michael M for actually making it to age 26! And thanks to everyone in attendance for forgiving my stupidity - especially that chick that loves heroin.
