MiamiNights - Miami Night Clubs, Nightlife

InTheVIP.com is a porn site that specializes in the unlikely subject of getting it on inside nightclubs. They're rumored to do much of their shooting in Miami, which made me very curious about the setting of one particular video. I couldn't figure out what club it was on my own, so I figured I'd turn you kids loose on the subject. To make it more interesting, the most convincing guess gets a free bottle at Dek23 on Thursday night for the reopening of Smac's party called Basic (formerly held at Suite).

Here's a pic from the film. Note our artistic use of silhouetting which allows you to really focus on who the girl is, rather than being distracted by all that superficial stuff. If you want to see the original (NSFW), click each photo.

For more clues, continue reading after the jump! Let us know in the comment section what club you think this might be.

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I wasn't sure we could top or even match our massive WMC contest giveaway but I think as a follow-up to that insanity this would come pretty close. We are giving away a free bottle to the official EXXXOTICA after party being held at Glass inside The Forge Saturday April 19th. Pulling hosting duties for this porntastic party will be Jesse Jane, Gina Lynn and a few surprise others (which is code for MORE porn stars).

In addition to the porn stars and booze Glass will be simulcasting the UFC fight starting at 10pm for those that might be interested as well (though honestly why would people be watching sweaty men kick each others asses while missing the porn star asses?). So let's recap shall we: A Free bottle at Glass for the Exxxotica After Party, Porn Stars Galore and some UFC simulcast fighting thing.

CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE BOTTLE FOR THE EXXXOTICA AFTER PARTY @ GLASS

Jana B., you are the victor. Everyone else: keep trying.

Science. Math. Chance. Fate. All of these things came together in the precise selection of the following winrars for Downtown Riot 2, tonight at Studio A. (And don't worry, the rest of our contests are still open for entries)

Bottle winners:

1. David C.
2. Adriana G.

Pair of free ticket winners:

1. Lisa B. (socal.lisa@..)
2. Tiffany B. (tbohan@..)
3. David D. (davedoucha@..)
4. Alicia H. (aah848@..)
5. Sarah K. (klee@..)
6. Lisa L. (lavernia@..)
7. Soozin L. (soozin@..)
8. Alexis M. (avmin..@..)
9. Valerie R. (valchik37@..)
10. Dayana S. (dayanas..@..)
11. Elena S. (e.p..@..)
12. Justin S. (dj@..)
13. Tucker S. (sky@..)
14. Ashley T. (athaler@..)
15. Elizabeth V. (vila@..)

Everyone else: Ok, so you failed. But you can still purchase tickets if you want, and our other free giveaways are still open if you want to try your luck again.

See you guys tonight!

ATTENTION LOYAL READERS and poor people of Miami -- hipsters too. We promised you free tickets, bottles and a killer anniversary party and here it is. This is by far the best contest giveaway we have every done and this time we give you the option of selecting which contest you want to enter into.

To sign up, just click on the link below and check the events you'd like to be entered for. Winners are selected the day of the event, so make sure you include a phone number you can be reached at. And don't forget for our 2nd Anniversary party at Downtown Riot 2 at Studio A we will be giving away 15 pairs of tickets and 2 VIP bottles (individually awarded) with comped admission, so sign up now!

CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR FREE WMC 2008 TICKETS & BOTTLES

03/26/2008: Miami Nights 2nd Anniversary @ Downtown Riot 2, Studio A
Celebrate our second anniversary and enter to win free tickets or a VIP bottle (2 bottles individually awarded for you and 4 friends), and catch Switch, Sinden, Annie Mac, Jesse Rose, Duke Dumont and Drop the Lime.

03/27/2008: Richie Hawtin, Magda other artists @ Nocturnal Terrace
Win a pair of VIP priority admission tickets to catch Richie Hawtin, Magda, Marco Carola and many more on the Nocturnal Terrace.

03/28/2008: One Night Only, an AM ONLY Event @ Karu & Y
Enter to win VIP priority admission tickets for the AM only Event @ Karu & Y featuring Bad Boy Bill, Benny Benassi, Dirty South, Fedde Le Grand, ATB, Adam Beyer, Richie Hawtin and many many more

03/29/2008: Fixed WMC Freakout @ Studio A
Enter to win a pair of free tickets or win a VIP bottle (2 bottles individually awarded for you and 4 friends) to catch Erol Alkan, Simian Mobile Disco (LIVE), Gui Borrato (LIVE), Radioslave, Riton, Dave P. and JDH.

03/29/2008: Sunday School for Degenerates @ Pawn Shop
From 6 a.m. to midnight. Win a pair of VIP priority admission tickets featuring Adultnapper, Matthew Dear, Loco Dice, Steve Bug and many many more.

I have a bottle for you to drink. I'll give it to you if you win my contest. I want you to take it with you into the bathroom, hidden under your fedora, and then drink the whole thing. Do it to shut up those voices inside you that remind you that you are sad, alone, hopeless. No one will ever understand you, or really even try, and you certainly won't ever find love like they talk about in the magazines that are also selling you things. The real love: not for you. NEVER for you. EVER!!!!!! So drink, bebe, drink. Drink it up. Turn it upside down and pour the contents down your throat until there's nothing left, then shatter the bottle and slit your wrists with it, great fountains of scalding smelly blood, and see if anyone even cares. See if they turn the music down: they won't. They'll step over your corpse and put a cigarette butt in your mouth and take a funny picture for their MySpace. RIP, etc., where's the next party? You're lost. Hopeless. Surrounded by friends but all alone, and it ain't gonna get any easier for you bub. Stop the world, it's time to get off.

So.. uhm.. where was I? Oh right: click here to win a free bottle tonight at Glass! Contest ends at 7pm. I will call the winner to let them know. Surely they will reply "I never win anything!", as always.

Last week we saved you from death at the hands of your Honduran tranny girlfriend. This week, we are sending you to party in style at Glass at The Forge. Merging rock into the sounds of Danny Daze makes for an interesting party at Glass on Fridays. With a live drummer and guitarist the trio (Danny and band dudes) manage to meld all the sounds together fluidly adding a ton of energy to the room. This formula sometimes lends towards disaster but these chaps got their sh*t together. And if you run into that tranny Honduran, you can use the bottle as a bludgeoning device. Don't say we ain't looking out for ya ;)

The problem: Men: I know how it is. You really want to get your pretty precious chonga some special little trinket to add to her charm anklet, but International Mall closes at like 10 p.m. and you didn't wake up until like 7 p.m. Then you have to spend some time getting the most out of your TrannyTrick.com membership. So she's all pissed, she won't STFU: "You told me you loved me," "What about our son," etc. You need to do something to shut her up, and fast. Murder isn't an option: you aren't detail oriented enough to get away with it. The only other option: taking her out to party.

The solution: We're giving away a free bottle tonight at Vice, and we want you to have it. You get free comp admission for four of your closest friends (or family members if you party with grandpa). We're announcing the winner at 6 p.m., so click here to signup now!

..and congratulations to the winner, Emily C.! Hope to see everyone on Saturday. I'll be wearing this outrageous purple fedora.

So we got permission from the good folks over at Stereo Hype to give away a free pair of tickets for Girl Talk this Saturday at Studio A. As you are well aware Duran is already giving away a pack of Samoas Girl Scout cookies to the person who can name all the samples in the track Smash your Head. But since MN can't get girl scout cookies since the incident involving Lackner, a chained girl scout to his nightstand and a lawsuit we decided to give away a free pair of tickets.

It's pretty simple: Sign up for the contest by clicking the link below and give us your information which we intend to sell. On Friday we will announce the winner saving that person a cool $40. Cause that's what we do people, we save you money at the door so you can have extra cash for your DUI Defense.

Click here to win free tickets to Girl Talk @ Studio A this Saturday

Cameo is having their big New Years Eve explosion extravaganza Sunday night. If you don't feel like schlepping out to the beach and attempting to survive the New Years Eve money pit, this is your alternative. We're giving one lucky winner (and four of their closest friends) a free bottle because we didn't get anyone anything for Christmas so this is our lame attempt at making up for it. SMAC has brought us a lot of fun during 2007, and unless Satan rips a gash in the surface of the earth and jumps out of the resulting firey chasm, this will be fun as well.

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So the time has come once again to celebrate the glorious birth of The Baby Jeebus Jessica.
I am turning some crappy age that no one cares about, so let's just leave it at that and get drunk. For some strange reason, as is tradition around here, you get the goods when all we get is a year older. I don't question Miami Nights authority since the last time I was lashed with twizzlers for nine days straight after I asked Lackner for a paperclip. Either way, Sign up to win a bottle tonight at O Asian Grill. (That's Saturday for you calenderless retards) I will be throwing crippled orphans off the balcony, and if you remember Easter of '01, you know that's not something to be missed. Music will be provided by the Italian Stallion himself, Danny Daze. Come laugh at my expiriment with spray tanning and buy me a shot out of sheer pity. Mazel Tov!

Roy T. is the winner of tonight's bottle at Stereo! Everyone else who entered: you're on the guest list, get there before 12. I can't guarantee anything after 12.

Attention children, more freebies.. this time in an exciting new location!

It's no secret that everyone is expecting a lot from Stereo, the new super club coming to the Park West nightclub district. It's owned by the team from Club Space and run by some of the most respected names in the industry. We did our official walk through last week and, without giving too much away, I think you'll all be quite impressed with the space. I'm giddy; it's about time that an upscale party came to NE 11th Street.

To make sure you get in on the fun, we're giving away a free bottle to one lucky winner and his party and comped guest list entry to everyone who enters the contest for the official opening party on Next Friday (December 14th)! If you're one of those weird Unabomber types that sits on the sidelines and never participates in our contests, this is the time to put down your tin of baked beans and sign yourself up. Unless there's an earthquake or other natural disaster, this should be a night to remember.

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The contest for tonight's free bottle at Cameo is now closed. Congratulations to the winner, who has been contacted to make arrangements and requested to not be identified on the site.

All joking aside, let's behave ourselves like decent, normal human beings this evening. Cameo is where I met many of you delicious readers, and despite my completely self destructive urges, I don't want you guys taking my kidding too seriously: let's be gracious. I, for one, am going to shower and perhaps even shave. That's a first for one of my birthdays.

Now start getting dressed because I expect you all to look as sexy as possible! If not I won't be your friend anymore. :) Get there early; the list will be closing around 12 and after that it's going to be a free for all. See you tonight!

My birthday party tonight at Cameo. Just typing those letters, and the HTML tags surrounding them, makes my heart tremble in fear. I already became an obnoxious hot mess last night at The Bar in the Gables -- yes, I know, I regret it too -- so I can't even imagine what is in store for tonight. I wish I could predict, open my heart to you, tell you what's going to happen, explain the tumultuous conditions inside me. But I can't do that, even I don't understand. I'm like a flea riding on the balls of a dog when it comes to predicting my own behavior. I'm going to show up, see what happens, see where the zeitgeist takes me.

If you are coming, you must sign up on the list, in the next two hours. I can't add anyone manually. And there's still a chance you'll win the bottle. So do it!

Click here to get on the list

This Wednesday Miami Nights along with SMAC Entertainment will be playing host to the Cameo/Vice Wild Turkey Thanksgiving Party and SMAC's 10 year anniversary with DJ's Ztrip and Shawn Rudnick. Win a FREE bottle this Wednesday @ Vice courtesy of us and even if you don't win a bottle the first 50 people to sign up will get guest list love. Join your favorite drunk bloggers and get harassed incessantly for naked pictures!!!

CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE BOTTLE

Win a pair of FREE tickets and a Balance 012 CD complimentary of Miami Nights this Friday. Lee Burridge will be tearing it up at Studio A on November 16th along with local 305'ers Conway and Jay-You. Experience Lee Burridges' unique wonky, wobbly, bassline-driven, trippy, melodic, nasty electronic sounds completely FREE on us. Free entrance and the Balance 012 cd...That's why you love us.

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