MiamiNights - Miami Night Clubs, Nightlife

No need to break out the defibrillators folks.  We here at Miami Nights have not died.  No we did not get trapped inn the rubble of the Pawn Shop demolition.  No we did not get abducted by aliens, or move to New York.  We have merely been figuring out how to unearth Lackner from his hole.  You see with the end of days upon us (as evident by the water and ice bombs that almighty god has unleashed on us over the last month) Lackner has gone all retro Y2K and started preparing for the apocalypse hording canned food, saving anything flammable for potential kindling, and (don’t tell I told you) but his bathroom has been transformed into a dungeon of sorts where poor unsuspecting Davie girls are fed Quaaludes and taco bell while the Wizard of Oz plays on repeat.  Well fear not faithful readers, we have not forsaken you.  Equipped with my fan and fabulous secret powers I, like gay Moses, shall guide the flock through the desert of nightlife crap (does anyone even go to Set anymore?) and into Shangri La (the door is behind the stage at PS 14 in case you missed the memo). 

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ATTENTION GUYS-N-GALS...

You don’t want to miss this party.  

This Always-A-Hit Tuesday party (aka Traveling Tuesday Martini Party) is a SOBE fixture.  This week is all about celebrating the King of South Beach- Edison Farrow.  Mr. Farrow & Co. are throwing it down at LIV @ the Fountainebleau Hotel Miami Beach.  Ronnie Kroell (of “Make Me a Supermodel” notoriety) is expected to put on a show (hopefully in the “Rockstar” Swimwear fashion show also scheduled to take place).  DJ Fr8-0 will be our maestro for the evening.  I was hanging out with Fr8-0 last night and heard a sample of what he has in store for this event and OMG… eargasm.  . 

If you have never been, or haven’t been in a while, THIS is one Martini Party you won’t want to miss. And for my breeder readers whose curiosity (in the party among other things) has been sparked, come check it out, the more merrier.  As always there is never a cover.  Doors open at 9:00 PM.  LIV is located in the Fountainebleau Hotel

4441 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

.  For more 411 go to

http://sobesocialclub.com/  

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Update: April Fools.

We're very excited to bring you this one-off special event to remember the incredible times we had at Pawn Shop. I still can't believe all these details came together at the last minute to make this happen.

Get there early, before midnight - space will be limited.

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Ultra Fried food festival (srsly, there was more fried food than there were djs!) day (in the sun) 2 with more ravers, tech b-boys, dnb tent funky business, lots of kids on drugs, glowsticks, led's in your eyes, psychotic staging & light rigs, big brother lookin down on you for the UMF dvd, thousands of lite brite childrens screaming in the streets, santa claus was there. downtown on fire.

PS14, with jerks at the door, The Miami Bass crew holding it the fuck down for all the out of towners, Otto, Andi w/ palmtrees, cheoreography, Mochipet, Dino Felipe, miserably druged out party peoples, this city, my city, cleaning out all them outsiders who can't handle the break down. Good dancers, crappy dancers. and MOTHERFUCKIN LIL JON @ O.H.W.O.W, the straight up highlight of my entire experience. I have so much respect for that man right now. He laid down rhymes over one of the dirtiest beats Diplo could come up with. It was perfect. Lil Jon embraced the atmosphere and was rockin an afterhours warehouse techno/hip-hop/ photo exhibit like no other. I did not see that coming.

I logged a good 45hrs of pure partying from wed-sunday. I don't want to do anything like this again...... For about a year.

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Day one at ultra, plus my ventures thru to 7am.  NSFW due to the questionable taste of the activities associated with "RAVES". Masses, hi-liter psychadelic fairy burlesque raver chics, party animals, monsters & zombies, girls that fart candy and neon lights and everything else you might expect. Day two up next.

I'm gonna make this short. I was not blessed with the ablity to rant like Lackner nor the ability to coerce under age girls so here are your Saturday night WMC suggestions:

• Get Physical Miami @ Studio K (formerly Studio A) featuring: M.A.N.D.Y vs Booka Shade, Matthew Dear, AudioFly, Italoboyz and more. In our my opinion the best ongoing party during WMC for the past few years. Don't believe me? See last years Get Physical Miami for yourself.
• Fool's Gold @ The White Room featuring: A-Trak, Nick Catchdubs, DJ Mehdi, LA Riots and many more. It's FREE. Do yourself a favor and listen to us.
• Sasha @ Shine in the Shelborne Hotel. I know generally we don't endorse trance but Sasha is a legend. Just do it if you are afraid of the homeless in Downtown Miami.

Have fun and be safe! And remember, just cause a panhandler is literate doesn't mean they aren't out to get ya....Ha just kidding, Miami is truly safer Sarajevo. Really.....

WMC rolls into Friday with more amazing acts. Are you dead yet? I hope not. I sort of am.

Dirtybird and Motership @ The Doubletree Grand: Delightful talent on the water including Claude Vonstroke, Justin Martin, Jesse Rose, Christian Martin and Worthy. Noon to midnight. More information and tickets.

Spectral Sound @ Glass: Audion, Kate Simko, Seth Troxler, Lee Curtiss, Konrad Black. More info and tickets.

Erol Alkan @ Vagabond: Whoa. Amazingly talented and eccentric DJ/producer Erol Alkan with friends Dave P, JDH, and Riton, to say nothing of Late of the Pier. And Rye Rye for some reason. More information and tickets.

Crosstown Rebels @ Electric Pickle: Afterhours at Electric Pickle! Demigods Damian Lazarus, Jamie Jones, Clive Henry. More info and tickets.

If you see me out, poke me with a stick to ensure that I am alive and not just a warm corpse. Thank you.

 For Real, it sucks taking the camera out when all the music makes me dance out. very tricky to balance the two. 

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